ext_25382 ([identity profile] morlockiness.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] comment_fic2010-05-17 10:42 pm

Tuesday: Texts From Last Night

Happy Tuesday, everyone. [livejournal.com profile] morlockiness back for another day of prompting and writing.

Today's theme is Texts From Last Night. Fret not, for the prompts don't have to be taken from that site (they can be texts of your own creation, a scenario where a text would be appropriate, etc), but wouldn't it be more fun if they were? Plenty of opportunity for allowing our favorite characters to party, toke up, complete a walk of shame, and let their friends know in a succinct message.

As always, keep the rules in mind:
+ No more than 5 prompts in a row, and no more than 3 prompts per fandom. If someone answers a prompt, you can prompt again.
+No spoilers in your prompts for at least 1 week after original air/publication date. If there are spoilers in your story, please warn in bold and leave at least 3 spaces.
+For the sake of your monkeys, please format your prompts correctly. For example:

Skins, Sid/Tony, "easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do."

Crossovers:

Heroes/Star Trek XI, Claire/McCoy, "It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name"

theme=textsfromlastnight

[identity profile] ziplocless.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Author's choice, author's choice, i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-9333.html)
Edited 2010-05-18 08:39 (UTC)
ext_411304: Tarzan; Jane; Disney; yellow; elbows up! (MP - I got better.)

[identity profile] myfloralbonnet.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sanctuary, Kate/Will, No, I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.

[identity profile] rise-your-dead.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
Burn Notice, Sam I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16814.html)

[identity profile] ziplocless.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Leverage, Alec/Eliot, (313):
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
(313):
Something like a penis light saber.
(http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-280.html)

[identity profile] ziplocless.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
RPS, Chris/Steve and/or Jeff, (270):
I wanna come home

(1-270):
And do what?

(270):
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
(http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-294.html)
Edited 2010-05-18 14:41 (UTC)

[identity profile] kasmodia.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
SPN, Sam/Dean, I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
http://tfl.nu/9dw0

[identity profile] cat-13145.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Marvel/DCU, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, I used to practice getting hit by cars.

[identity profile] cat-13145.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Marvel (X Men), Wolverine, No, I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.

[identity profile] cat-13145.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
Marvel, Steve/Tony, No, I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.

[identity profile] cat-13145.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Numb3rs, Don/Coop, (248)
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year

[identity profile] cat-13145.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
Numb3rs, Don/Author's choice (preferable male), (240):
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times

[identity profile] rise-your-dead.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
Evil Dead Trilogy, Ash, (305): If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet? (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16764.html)

[identity profile] rise-your-dead.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Burn Notice, Fi/Michael & Sam, look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16807.html)

[identity profile] mute90.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
Supernatural/Buffy, Sam/Faith, I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-5573.html)

[identity profile] ziplocless.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
RPS, Christian Kane/Author's choice, seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-2252.html)
ext_383752: (Gambit - Cards)

[identity profile] crimson-antics.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
X-Men, any/any, Dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat.
Edited 2010-05-18 10:29 (UTC)
ext_383752: (Wolverine - Leather Jacket)

[identity profile] crimson-antics.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
X-Men, Wolverine/any, I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
ext_383752: (Dean - Checkers)

[identity profile] crimson-antics.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Supernatural, any/any, I need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks".

[identity profile] mute90.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Supernatural, Teen!chesters + OC, I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?

I gave it to your brother to give to you.
(http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-14176.html)
ext_383752: (Castiel - Good News)

[identity profile] crimson-antics.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
Supernatural, any/any, Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ext_383752: (Sam & Lucifer - Sympathy For The Devil)

[identity profile] crimson-antics.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
Supernatural, any/any, I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker.

[identity profile] mute90.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
Skins, Cook, Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-14399.html)

[identity profile] clwilson2006.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
SGA, Lorne/Parrish, "How can I incorporate a boy scout uniform into what I do tonight?"

[identity profile] clwilson2006.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
SGA/SG-1, Lorne/Sheppard/Mitchell, "well that wasn't the exboyfriend I expected to hook up with today"

[identity profile] onbluebayou.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Battlestar Galactica, Sam/Lee/Kara, "Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere." (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-4385.html)
Edited 2010-05-18 10:49 (UTC)

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