Dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat.

you're dumping me for a goat???

it's a sacrifical vodoo goat

i knew letting you move in with remy was a big mistake

aww, jealous?

no, logan would castrate you the second you made a move on remy
why a goat, btw?

we're trying something

we're????

yes, we're. remy's teaching me

you shouldn't indulge remy's hobbies so much

you're no fun

we'll talk again after we fought the zombie army remy accidentally raised

you can't raise an entire army with just one goat. you'd need an army of goats

now i feel reassured/sarcasm/

and i still can't believe you're dumping me for a goat

john?

johnny?

just killed my first zombie! it's awesome!!!!

i hate you

no you don't ;)

you dumped me for a goat!

a zombie goat :D

whatever

cu tomorrow, bobby <3