Tuesday: Texts From Last Night

[morlockiness.livejournal.com]

Happy Tuesday, everyone. morlockiness back for another day of prompting and writing.

Today's theme is Texts From Last Night. Fret not, for the prompts don't have to be taken from that site (they can be texts of your own creation, a scenario where a text would be appropriate, etc), but wouldn't it be more fun if they were? Plenty of opportunity for allowing our favorite characters to party, toke up, complete a walk of shame, and let their friends know in a succinct message.

As always, keep the rules in mind:
+ No more than 5 prompts in a row, and no more than 3 prompts per fandom. If someone answers a prompt, you can prompt again.
+No spoilers in your prompts for at least 1 week after original air/publication date. If there are spoilers in your story, please warn in bold and leave at least 3 spaces.
+For the sake of your monkeys, please format your prompts correctly. For example:

Skins, Sid/Tony, "easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do."

Crossovers:

Heroes/Star Trek XI, Claire/McCoy, "It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name"

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Comments

[angel-gidget.livejournal.com]

Percy Jackson, Mr. D., "Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine."

"Through the grape vine" Percy Jackson, Mr. D., "Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine."

[yoruichiyoshi12.livejournal.com]

A/N: I know Dionysus has to be sober for 100 years, but I don't remember what year he was on when the series started...anyway...

'grape juice and vodka is NOT wine'
-Mr D

Grover wasn't quite sure how Mr D got his number, but this text was just too funny not to share with a few friends.

Percy would have ignored the 3am text if it had been from anyone but one of his good friends. He scrolled down the screen, reading the message Grover had sent, along with the forwarded attachment.

'i think he must be drunk. some1 will b in trouble!!'

His phone vibrated once more to read a new message, this time from Annabeth.

'lmao. i just sent this to all my camp half blood contacts!'

Percy grinned and sent it to Rachel.

Rachel sent an immediate reply.

'laughing and crying! bet he tried different combos!

She forwarded the original message to both Nico and Apollo.

Nico thought about showing it to his father Hades, but he didn't particularly feel like getting yelled at so late at night.

Apollo was grinning as he sent it to his sister Artemis, adding a haiku along with it.

'Oh sis, take a look!
bet the taste will be much worse
on the way back up!'

And Artemis, with her short tolerance for her brother's antics and her since of justice, sent the text straight to Zeus.

In short, thunder and lightening while hung over on grape juice and vodka was almost as bad as spending a sober century on earth baby sitting a bunch of demigods.

Grover forwarded a new message:

'still drunk. lightening bolts r making me twitch continuously. zeus added another century. fml.'

Re: "Through the grape vine" Percy Jackson, Mr. D., "Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine."

[angel-gidget.livejournal.com]

Dang! How have I not replied to this?! Awesome work! I love the insertion of Apollo and just seeing how the "grapevine" works in the PJ universe. The final text is gold. Thank you!

Re: "Through the grape vine" Percy Jackson, Mr. D., "Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine."

[yoruichiyoshi12.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! I had fun writing it.