Tuesday: Texts From Last Night

[morlockiness.livejournal.com]

Happy Tuesday, everyone. morlockiness back for another day of prompting and writing.

Today's theme is Texts From Last Night. Fret not, for the prompts don't have to be taken from that site (they can be texts of your own creation, a scenario where a text would be appropriate, etc), but wouldn't it be more fun if they were? Plenty of opportunity for allowing our favorite characters to party, toke up, complete a walk of shame, and let their friends know in a succinct message.

As always, keep the rules in mind:
+ No more than 5 prompts in a row, and no more than 3 prompts per fandom. If someone answers a prompt, you can prompt again.
+No spoilers in your prompts for at least 1 week after original air/publication date. If there are spoilers in your story, please warn in bold and leave at least 3 spaces.
+For the sake of your monkeys, please format your prompts correctly. For example:

Skins, Sid/Tony, "easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do."

Crossovers:

Heroes/Star Trek XI, Claire/McCoy, "It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name"

theme=textsfromlastnight

Comments

FIC

[chickenperson52.livejournal.com]

I hate this wheelchair

I know

I can't fucking use the damn stairs.

I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex.

Are you drunk, boy?

I wish Sam would have sex with humans.

What?

But all he does are demons and werewolves and archangels and gods. Not cool.

I'll ask again. You drunk?

I'm trying, Bobby. But they're so fucking loud.

Dean, I don't need to hear this.

Can't he pick up girls in a bar? It has to be dick archangels?

I can't believe I'm telling you this, but Sam can make his own choices, son.

Gabriel's really annoying.

I'm going to bed, Dean. Get some sleep.

Don't leave me, Bobby, they can go on for hours.

Re: FIC

[letoist.livejournal.com]

OMFG, I'M DYING. ♥

Re: FIC

[neotoma.livejournal.com]

Hee!

Of course Dean just keeps complaining over Bobby's bogglement. And I *adore* that Bobby tells him that Sam makes his own choices. :D

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[nights-fang.livejournal.com]

Yes this is exactly what I hoped for. Whiny Dean, and a confused Bobby. And I love how no-nonsense and paternal Bobby is over here.

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[johnboy91719.livejournal.com]

BWAH! That's awesome!

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[tfwftw.livejournal.com]

My first thought: SNERK

My second thought: well then Dean, you should text Cas to come keep you company...