ext_25382 ([identity profile] morlockiness.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] comment_fic2010-05-17 10:42 pm

Tuesday: Texts From Last Night

Happy Tuesday, everyone. [livejournal.com profile] morlockiness back for another day of prompting and writing.

Today's theme is Texts From Last Night. Fret not, for the prompts don't have to be taken from that site (they can be texts of your own creation, a scenario where a text would be appropriate, etc), but wouldn't it be more fun if they were? Plenty of opportunity for allowing our favorite characters to party, toke up, complete a walk of shame, and let their friends know in a succinct message.

As always, keep the rules in mind:
+ No more than 5 prompts in a row, and no more than 3 prompts per fandom. If someone answers a prompt, you can prompt again.
+No spoilers in your prompts for at least 1 week after original air/publication date. If there are spoilers in your story, please warn in bold and leave at least 3 spaces.
+For the sake of your monkeys, please format your prompts correctly. For example:

Skins, Sid/Tony, "easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do."

Crossovers:

Heroes/Star Trek XI, Claire/McCoy, "It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name"

theme=textsfromlastnight

Honey Bottom; Futurama, Fry & Bender

[identity profile] daythirtynine.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Fry was easy to manipulate. That was part of the reason Bender decided to follow the meatbag around. He was the definition of a sucker and kept things entertaining. Bender thought life was pretty boring, rocketing between planets to deliver miscellaneous odds and ends that he, if he ran the business, would have just thrown out and claimed it got lost in transit. But it gave him something to do and the long interstellar flights gave him and Fry plenty of time to come up with ridiculous bets.

They were playing a month-long game of "I bet you won't." This was one of the easiest games they invented as Fry would do almost anything but his ideas for Bender were not very creative.

"I bet you won't replace your hands with your feet for an entire day!"
"I bet you won't steal Amy's cellphone again!"
"I bet you won't hit Zoidberg with that week old bread!"

Bender could do these things with his eyes closed.

"I bet you won't dip your butt in honey," Fry said one day, proudly. But they took the short tube-ride to the convenient store, bought fourteen jars of honey and filled the bathtub so that Bender could properly cover his shiny metal ass. Usually, Bender waited a few hours before coming up with the next thing for Fry to do but he had a brilliant idea right away.

"I bet you won't lick this honey off my ass," he said, laughing.

***

"Hey Leela!" Fry said, excitedly, tongue still covered in honey and metal. "You'll never guess what I just licked!"

Leela sighed and rolled our eyes. "I feel like half our conversations start like this. What now?"

Re: Honey Bottom; Futurama, Fry & Bender

[identity profile] nuzzledhisface.livejournal.com 2011-01-02 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
aww that was so cute! nice job. :) funny too!