"I thought you didn't have to sleep." Jack complains.
"You wore me out." Ten sulks.
"I thought you didn't sleep, Jack." Ianto points out.
"I can do without the nightmares, thank you very much." Jack shudders. "I just figured, if there was one place I could sleep peacefully, it would be in the TARDIS, with my boys."
"We are not your boys!" The Doctor argues.
"Yes we are." Ianto relents.
"Yeah, we are." Ten agrees. Jack smiles, and starts drifting off to sleep when...
"Sir, you're like a furnace. You're giving off way too much body heat." Ianto tells the Captain.
"I'm an alien," The Doctor states. "I can survive alien temperatures, don't let this fragile humanoid exterior fool you. But he does have a point Jack."
"Sorry, I'll just fall asleep in a bath of ice." Jack replies sarcastically, too tired to even come up with a 'hot and good-looking' quip. "I don't want to sleep alone." Jack admits.
"I'm sorry sir." Ianto empathizes. "I just do not see how it is possible. The bed is too small for three grown men to sleep in."
"I don't understand. The TARDIS loves me!" Jack claims. "What have I done to annoy her so much? Why is she being so cruel?"
"Perhaps she's jealous." The Doctor suggests. A pillow falls from the ceiling onto his head. The bed grows even smaller and Ten is pushed onto the floor.
"Perhaps she's feeling left out." Ianto offers. "She's a beautiful machine and we've been neglecting her." The bed grows a little, enough so Ten can lie on it again. Not comfortably, but at least he doesn't fall off.
"Have we been ignoring you?" Ten asks. The TARDIS stutters. "Come on, it can't have been that long-" Ten breaks off as the TARDIS supplies him with Jack, Ianto and Ten's activities for the past 69 hours. It involves a lack of no clothing, lots of sex and Ianto taking a brief nap whilst Ten and Jack spent some one on one time. All whilst the TARDIS was forced to watch and unable to participate. No wonder she's frustrated. "I'm sorry." Ten apologizes.
"Honey," Jack says. "I promise as soon as I've had a nap I am ditching these guys to work on your internal communication stabilizers and vocalization array." Ianto raises an eyebrow, trying to determine if he should be offended. Then the Doctor looks at him, and he realizes that four is an even number and has even more possibilities for their relationship.
The bed grows and whilst Ten, Jack and Ianto sleep, the TARDIS purrs happily
Three is a crowd, Doctor Who, Ten/Jack/Ianto, no bed in the TARDIS big enough
"I thought you didn't have to sleep." Jack complains.
"You wore me out." Ten sulks.
"I thought you didn't sleep, Jack." Ianto points out.
"I can do without the nightmares, thank you very much." Jack shudders. "I just figured, if there was one place I could sleep peacefully, it would be in the TARDIS, with my boys."
"We are not your boys!" The Doctor argues.
"Yes we are." Ianto relents.
"Yeah, we are." Ten agrees. Jack smiles, and starts drifting off to sleep when...
"Sir, you're like a furnace. You're giving off way too much body heat." Ianto tells the Captain.
"I'm an alien," The Doctor states. "I can survive alien temperatures, don't let this fragile humanoid exterior fool you. But he does have a point Jack."
"Sorry, I'll just fall asleep in a bath of ice." Jack replies sarcastically, too tired to even come up with a 'hot and good-looking' quip. "I don't want to sleep alone." Jack admits.
"I'm sorry sir." Ianto empathizes. "I just do not see how it is possible. The bed is too small for three grown men to sleep in."
"I don't understand. The TARDIS loves me!" Jack claims. "What have I done to annoy her so much? Why is she being so cruel?"
"Perhaps she's jealous." The Doctor suggests. A pillow falls from the ceiling onto his head. The bed grows even smaller and Ten is pushed onto the floor.
"Perhaps she's feeling left out." Ianto offers. "She's a beautiful machine and we've been neglecting her." The bed grows a little, enough so Ten can lie on it again. Not comfortably, but at least he doesn't fall off.
"Have we been ignoring you?" Ten asks. The TARDIS stutters. "Come on, it can't have been that long-" Ten breaks off as the TARDIS supplies him with Jack, Ianto and Ten's activities for the past 69 hours. It involves a lack of no clothing, lots of sex and Ianto taking a brief nap whilst Ten and Jack spent some one on one time. All whilst the TARDIS was forced to watch and unable to participate. No wonder she's frustrated. "I'm sorry." Ten apologizes.
"Honey," Jack says. "I promise as soon as I've had a nap I am ditching these guys to work on your internal communication stabilizers and vocalization array." Ianto raises an eyebrow, trying to determine if he should be offended. Then the Doctor looks at him, and he realizes that four is an even number and has even more possibilities for their relationship.
The bed grows and whilst Ten, Jack and Ianto sleep, the TARDIS purrs happily