Friday: Free For All

[havenward.livejournal.com]

Happy Friday everyone! I hope the week has treated you well, and the weekend is almost here. Which makes the Free For All perfect right? As usual, all fandoms, pairings, and prompts are welcome today.


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Invisibles, King Mob, releasing the sigil (well, it could be as dirty as you think)

Dresden Files/Supernatural, Harry/Dean/Sam, the vessel for who??

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(2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[hrtslkths.livejournal.com]

Dean was so giddy he swapped plates with Sam and immediately dove into his newly acquired wilted lettuce. He figured since it wasn't really food, he could talk with lettuce in his mouth. "I can't let you and your secret angel boyfriend have sex again until I find out more about him. Eat up," Dean said, motioning with his fork at the half eaten cheeseburger and fries.

Sam was not happy. Dean loved it.

"You realize the burger thing is an only Cas thing, right? It's not like we can keep Michael out of you and Zachariah away from you on a burger-only diet."

Dean shrugged, but kept eating his salad. Or Sam's salad because there wasn't any bacon it, the way Dean was obviously going to order all of his future salads.

"That would be amazing, though. Truly divine, actually."

Sam smirked at him. "Would it? You'd never have sex with Cas again. But you also wouldn't be Michael's meatsuit."

It dawned on him and Dean was horrified. He had to remind himself that it was simply a thought experiment dreamed up by his demonic brother, not really a choice he was going to have to make. "If that was the only way to save the world, they would have to rename Sophie's Choice after me."

"Dean, that was about a mother deciding which of her children would live. This is you deciding between sex and burgers."

"It's a hard fucking choice, man!"

Sam rolled his eyes and made an affectionately condescending face that Dean felt only older brothers should be able to use.

“You’ve already made it, Dean.”

Dean was too busy chewing on a tomato to answer. He made a “huh?” face. He also decided to like tomatoes. They reminded him of burgers, they could make the transition easier.

“You’re willingly eating a salad, dumbass.”

“Oh,” Dean said. He looked at the salad for answers. Why am I eating you? his eyes asked it. It responded in its fresh scent. Sex, it said. “Sex it is.”

When Dean called Castiel that night from his motel room, he used a new bit of dirty talk he had thought of while driving. “If your wings are lettuce, let me be your—wait that wasn’t it. Shit.”

“Dean?”

“It wasn’t that good anyway. Look, I haven’t had red meat in, like, two days. I’m clean.”

Castiel landed in the room, already taking off his trench coat. “I’ll try to understand your taste in music better,” he said.

Dean shrugged the suggestion off along with his shirt. “Cas, it wouldn’t be love if there weren’t sacrifices.”

Castiel smiled. “You make me happier than those terrible burgers, Dean.”

(Then they had sex.)

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[tfwftw.livejournal.com]

Bahahahaha. True love!

I especially love your dialogue - they sound so much like *them* (she says, insightfully). Awesome.

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[hrtslkths.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you accept their gay, blasphemous, interspecies love for the simplicity it is--choosing sex/togetherness over burgers/apartness :)

And thank you so much for the dialog comment. I know I lapse into intermittent OOCness, so I'm so happy to at least be doing the dialog right! And thank you for tracking this and commenting. You're awesome [insert appropriate Dean gif here]

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[tfwftw.livejournal.com]

They are truly an inspiration to us all.

YOU'RE awesome. Is this really part of a larger piece?

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[hrtslkths.livejournal.com]

It is! I wanted to put all of my comment_ficcing to good use. I'm hopeful it will be done by next weekend. It'll have some new stuff and some slightly rewritten things from here.

(I will expect you to comment on it then, too, because I am a comment whore and don't care that you've read)

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[tfwftw.livejournal.com]

Should I have an eye on the deancastiel comm, or...?

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[hrtslkths.livejournal.com]

Deancastiel for sure. :D

I had meant to sound more charmingly demanding before, too, so apologies for just being demanding!

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[tfwftw.livejournal.com]

Not at all, I got ya.

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[sycophantastic.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH YOU WROTE MORE ILU ILU ILUUUUUUUU

Unfortunately I have, like, zero time to read right now, but I swear on Dean & Castiel's gay, blasphemous, interspecies love that I'll be back later tonight & do more squeeing all over the damn place.

For now, I give to you very big *hugs*

BE BACK LATER, PROMISE!

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[hrtslkths.livejournal.com]

I'm stealing "Dean and Castiel's gay, blasphemous, interspecies love." (Well, I already did above, BUT I'M STEALING IT MOAR.)

Just a warning.

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[sycophantastic.livejournal.com]

LOL, steal away! I took the phrase from someone else, and I got permission from them to use it, so I think it's available for public use. :)

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[sycophantastic.livejournal.com]

*sniggering* Cas, your Pavlovian response to ground beef is hilarious & so very regrettable! And Dean may say he's giving up burgers for "sex", but really... he's giving 'em up because he loves Cas so much. *nods* Trufax.

I kind of adore Dean for being dense enough to think that beef is angel repellent. OMG, I love this line - Dead cow smell was his angelic kryptonite. HA!!! XD And Sam actually suggested they get BACK to talking about Dean's sex life! I think Dean was getting to close to the fact that Sam's bunking w/Gabriel. *eyebrow waggle*

*snerk* And Dean communicated with Sam's salad. AWESOME!

This is completely fun, and the end is the freakin' best. :D Heck yeah they did! \o/ Also, I agree w/twfftw, great voices. Very "them".

So... another instance of comment-brevity!fail (because it seems I'm incapable of helping it). *blushes* Regardless, more red hearts for this fic and for you!!

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[hrtslkths.livejournal.com]

:) :) :) Thank you so much for the fic love.

Hand it to me straight, though--do I keep making Cas too impressionable? First he needs to have sex near office equipment and now he's repulsed by beefiness!

I'm glad you can see through Dean. I think Cas can, too :) First Dean is fond of him, now he gives up beef (on a limited basis) for him. Obvy, Dean is in love. We're all just waiting for him to admit it. Come on, Dean. We don't have all summer.

And re: the ending, I wonder if we can make kryptic_pear write us more porn? ;)

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[sycophantastic.livejournal.com]

Hand it to me straight, though--do I keep making Cas too impressionable?

Naaahhhh, he just seems a bit more human in this series (and I'm OK with that, he can be both awesome and slightly human). We all know humans are susceptible to classical conditioning!

AND YES! YES, I SUPPORT ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF PORN BY kryptic_pear!! I SUPPORT THIS VERY MUUUUUCH.

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[kryptic-pear.livejournal.com]

Well, from your lips to my ears. Or from your words to my eyes.

(Then they had sex.) (http://kryptic-pear.livejournal.com/3823.html)

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[hrtslkths.livejournal.com]

I just want to say, EVERYONE MUST READ THE SEQUEL.

Re: (2/2) Dean's Choice, Dean/Castiel and SURPRISE, PG-13

[mulder200.livejournal.com]

LOL! That is both funny and sweet! Who needs burgers when can you have great sex anyway.