comment_fic | Monday

Good evening from England people of comment_fic! I'm this weeks guest host

amavissem, today's theme is Crime which could be interpreted in the literal sense of breaking the law or in the sense of breaking a agreement or expected way of behaviour, hopefully one you can have fun with!

Examples for formatting your prompts:

- BBC's Sherlock, Sherlock/John, they've crossed the line from unconventional to commiting more crimes than they solve.

- Psych, Lassiter/Shawn, "It's not a crime! In some countries..."

- Supernatural, Dean/Castiel, Dean tries to explain that some rules are meant to be broken.

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-No more than three prompts per fandom.

-No more than five prompts at a time, though after you get one or more of your prompts filled, you are free to leave more.

-No spoilers in your prompts until a week after air date or publication.

-Warn for spoilers in your fic in bold and with at least three spaces above your fic.

If there's nothing here that catches your eye, feel free to go though our Lonely Prompts!

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"I'm still uncomfortable with the idea of lying to people."

For the fourth time in the past thirty seconds, Dean snorted. "Dude. Don't tell me you'd rather get a job at McDonald's."

Castiel looked horrified at the thought. He still didn't trust himself around vast quantities of red meat. "I just feel like there ought to be some way you can be honest and still win the money."

"It's about getting the mark to take the bet," Dean lectured, the fraying ends of his patience bleeding through to his voice. "You find a way to tell the truth and do that, Cas, I will buy you a liquor store."

Something flashed through Castiel's eyes. He looked around the room and walked up to a biker with a tattoo saying "God's in My Sidecar." Dean cringed in advance and crept up beside the table to watch.

"Apologies if I'm not very good," Castiel said humbly as he set up the triangle. "I lost some of my focus along with my angelic powers."

"Your what?"

"It's a long story," Castiel demurred. "I don't suppose you'd be into a friendly wager?"

The biker squinted at him, then burst into loud laughter. "I thought angels couldn't gamble."

"Oh, they can't," Castiel said blithely, "but as you can see I'm no longer bound by heavenly constraints. Twenty dollars?"

Dean managed to scrape his jaw off the floor long enough to roll his eyes and circle his finger in a cuckoo expression when the biker looked to see if anyone else was hearing this.

"Hell," the biker said with a huge, gap-toothed grin. "Let's make it fifty."

The terrible precision of Castiel's cue stick then was a wonder to behold.

Dean gave a low whistle of appreciation as Castiel pocketed the money and the two of them headed for the door. "I take it back," he said. "For you, Cas? Honesty really is the best policy."

HA!!! That's freakin' gold, dude. And totally makes sense, come to think of it. Perfect for Cas. Tells the truth, comes off as bonkers, then schools 'em for all they're worth. It's so simple & so brilliant! And I love that Dean's playing it up. *giggle*

Thank you, I love this. ♥ ♥ ♥

Precisely! Seriously, he doesn't need to be anything but Cas. Cas schools you just by being there. ^o^ Thanks for the great prompt hon!

This has got to be a great turn of events for Dean. He has Cas making a little extra cash for the gang. He can sit back and enjoy the view while Cas leans over the pool table (I'm sure he waggles suggestively.) Excellent job, bb. Excellent.

Oh, hey, I totally didn't even see that. I suggest you write the smutty sex-on-a-pool-table sequel, wherein Dean tells Castiel the truth is hot.

Love ya!! Thanks!

LOL! Way to go, Cas!

I know, seriously? Righteousness POWER!

love the new icon btw <3

LMAO Oh this was priceless.

No, it was worth fifty bucks!! XD So glad you liked it! :)

::snicker:: You're right... ::hands over fifty::

Would you give me a hundred if I told you I was an angel of the Lord?

LOL! Nah - I see your horns showing. And isn't that a tail? ;-)

But my eyes aren't black!

...all right, that's it, I'm friending you.

I love the whole "Nothing makes you sound crazier than the truth!" thing (which I first encountered back in DS - "Well, my wolf can vouch for me.") and this is such a brilliant take on it.

sweet!! *friends you back* Hee hee, so glad you liked!

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