Adam likes the books. This time Castiel has clearly done his homework because Adam has a nice well kept old First Edition copy of Orwell's 1984 – so Adam's favourite book is about a creepy totalitarian society, Sam and Dean can shove it – on his night stand. He's already re read it a couple of time since it first appeared.
[Castiel had also tried reading it to him (on someone's suggestion, Adam's not sure who) and Adam had to put a stop to that before things got weird. Sure, he may really like the book but he's pretty certain the narration isn't supposed to sound like audio erotica. And he's pretty sure thinking about the words erotic with reference to an angel is a sin. Adam doesn't want to go to Hell again.]
And the advanced anatomy books are fucking amazing.
The ones suggested by Balthazar though, those go straight into Bobby's fireplace.
But the thing is while Adam likes books, you can have too much of a good thing. And Bobby already has interesting stuff to read without Castiel adding to it. Bobby's also running out of space, and well it's kind of getting ridiculous.
But still, books. Castiel's on the right track.
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Castiel sucks at love letters.
No, seriously he sucks at it. Adam's not sure what they're supposed to be, but it's definitely not romantic. They're definitely something, but not romantic.
Then the notes start quoting poetry. Poetry.
“Maybe I should've suggested the actual books to him as well.” Sam says reading one of the newer notes. Adam stares at him for a good two minutes, which makes Sam squirm and give him his moose-like apologetic smile. Great, now he was in on it too. Adam just... keeps mentally shaking his head, wondering when his life turned into a sitcom.
Dean, of course, being Dean, has a blast reading them out loud. Even Sam and Bobby laugh at them.
And okay, maybe it's going a bit too far, because while they're bad, they aren't that bad. For Castiel at least. Nothing in Adam's opinion can top the dead dog.
Then Castiel apparently asks Balthazar for tips.
Adam takes it back. The notes top them.
Yes those ones are that bad. And Adam will never be able to look at Castiel's tie in an innocent manner ever again.
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Castiel actually writes him a note in Newspeak. Newspeak. Which he then proceeds to recite in that gravelly low voice of his.
3/3
[Castiel had also tried reading it to him (on someone's suggestion, Adam's not sure who) and Adam had to put a stop to that before things got weird. Sure, he may really like the book but he's pretty certain the narration isn't supposed to sound like audio erotica. And he's pretty sure thinking about the words erotic with reference to an angel is a sin. Adam doesn't want to go to Hell again.]
And the advanced anatomy books are fucking amazing.
The ones suggested by Balthazar though, those go straight into Bobby's fireplace.
But the thing is while Adam likes books, you can have too much of a good thing. And Bobby already has interesting stuff to read without Castiel adding to it. Bobby's also running out of space, and well it's kind of getting ridiculous.
But still, books. Castiel's on the right track.
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Castiel sucks at love letters.
No, seriously he sucks at it. Adam's not sure what they're supposed to be, but it's definitely not romantic. They're definitely something, but not romantic.
Then the notes start quoting poetry. Poetry.
“Maybe I should've suggested the actual books to him as well.” Sam says reading one of the newer notes. Adam stares at him for a good two minutes, which makes Sam squirm and give him his moose-like apologetic smile. Great, now he was in on it too. Adam just... keeps mentally shaking his head, wondering when his life turned into a sitcom.
Dean, of course, being Dean, has a blast reading them out loud. Even Sam and Bobby laugh at them.
And okay, maybe it's going a bit too far, because while they're bad, they aren't that bad. For Castiel at least. Nothing in Adam's opinion can top the dead dog.
Then Castiel apparently asks Balthazar for tips.
Adam takes it back. The notes top them.
Yes those ones are that bad.
And Adam will never be able to look at Castiel's tie in an innocent manner ever again.-
Castiel actually writes him a note in Newspeak. Newspeak. Which he then proceeds to recite in that gravelly low voice of his.
Fuck everything. Adam's in love.