ext_14463 ([identity profile] vampedvixen.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] comment_fic 2009-05-18 03:53 am (UTC)

This is very cracky.. and mostly stolen from Dude Where's My Car..



“Witch's Spells R' Us. May I help you?”

“Yeah. I'd like to place an order.”

“What would you like?”

“Yeah, I'd like my brother brought back from hell.”

“And then?”

“And then Ruby tied up naked in my bed.”

“And then?”

“And then... Dean might want Castiel tied up in his bed. Can you do that?”

“Sure.”

“Yeah, and a visit from my mother so I can talk to her.”

“And then?”

“Oh, ah, bring Jess back from the dead too.”

“And then?”

“That's it. I think that's about it.”

“And then?”

“No. That's it.”

“And then?

“No 'and then'. I... I... that's all I want.”

“And then?”

“And then, and then, and then I'm, then nothing else coz I'm done ordering. OK?”

“And then?”

“No. No. See, all I want is my brother, and mom and those people in our beds.”

“And then?”

“Oh, and don't forget Jess.”

“And then?”

“And maybe my father could come back too.”

“And then?”

“And then you can put it all in your spell and you work your little magick, cause I'm ready to have my life fixed now.”

“And then?”

“I refuse to play your crazy wiccan mind games.”

“And then?”

“No, No 'and then'!”

“And then?”

“No 'and then'!”

“And then?”

“No 'and then'!”

“And then?”

“No 'and then'!”

“And then?”

“No 'and then'!”

“And then?”

“No, no 'and then'!”

“And then?”

“You're really starting to piss me off lady!”

“And then?”

“And then, I'm gonna come in there... and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass if you say 'and then' again!”

“And then? And then? And then? And then? And then?”



Sam woke with a start. That was the last time he smoked pot while eating Chinese food and watching bad B-rated movies ever again.

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