And this shouldn’t feel so good, shouldn’t feel so right, but goddammit, he’s just running through the lines, right, just rehearsing a scene, and it’s all just—oh my God, Dr. Sexy just slipped his tongue into my mouth. Oh my God oh my God, ohhh—

He wakes up to see Dr. Sexy holding an ice pack to his head, and even just knowing that Dr. Sexy’s touching him, cares about him, makes him swoon and pass out again.