Wednesday: Liquor is Quicker

[lilyleia78]

Candy is very dandy indeed! But I’m sure we all know that Liquor is Quicker. It’s been done before, but who doesn’t like to see our boys and girls a little tipsy. And there’s nothing like a little alcohol to loosen lips, lower inhibitions, or excuse bad behavior. Will our favorite characters have to live with the consequences of their drunken actions? Or will they even remember what they did last night?

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Fandom, Pairing, Prompt
Fandom1/Fandom2, Pairing, Prompt

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SG1, Jack/Daniel, a toast
Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, wine and roses

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[bekkis.livejournal.com]

CWRPS, Jared/Misha, voyeur!Jensen - drunk!Jensen watching Jared/Misha hook up

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

Jensen doesn't like to get drunk like this often. It makes him do stupid shit. Like sing in front of a crowd, or something. Or, like...come home from the bar and walk into your living room to find your best friend and your new co-star hooking up on the couch. Jensen kinda knew, y'know, that they were totally fucking, but he'd never seen it. Never wanted to.

But Jensen's drunk as fuck, so instead he stumbles in, sits heavily, and presses his palm to his cock. Misha looks startled to see him, tries to get Jared's mouth off his cock, and Jared sits up and laughs.

"You wanna watch, Jenny?" he asks. His voice is kinda husky and low and oh, Jensen's dick likes that.

Jensen shrugs. "Sure."

Misha whimpers and closes his eyes. His fingers reach out, grab at Jared's head and he drags Jared's head down to his dick. Jared hums happily and opens right up for it. The sounds he makes when he sucks Misha are just filthy. Jensen's hard as hell and when Misha whines and thrusts into Jared's mouth, he gets even harder.

"Shit," he breathes. He pulls his cock out. Misha looks over at him and grins.

"Jared, baby, I think Jensen likes watching us. Maybe we should put on a show."

Jared's apparently a huge slut, because he starts stripping eagerly at this suggestion. Misha gets naked too, which basically means just taking off his shirt, and then he's straddling Jared's waist and it's pretty much a blur. Jensen watches Misha fuck himself open on Jared's fingers, then his cock, and Jared says the fucking dirtiest things.

"Such a good boy, so good for me, love your tight ass, that's right baby, fuck yourself on my dick, so good, oh god."

Yeah. Filthy.

Jensen doesn't know who comes first but he's pretty sure it's him. Then it all goes black.

He wakes up with the worst hangover ever, naked, and in his bed. Somehow he manages to get out of bed and clean himself up, get dressed, and stumble out to the kitchen. It's one in the afternoon. Jared and Misha are making out against the counter.

"Got enough of an eyeful last night," Jensen snaps. "Get outta the way of my coffee."

Misha blushes. Jared grins. They don't mention it again.

Until the next time it happens.


(haaaa sorry for all the edits.)

[bekkis.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE MADE OF EPIC WIN<3<3<3

So hottttttt! I love filthy!Jared and Slutty!Misha and drunken!Jensen. Hotttttness! AND YOU KNOW THIS HAPPENS OFTEN WHEN JENSEN IS DRUNK!

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. SOMETIMES JENSEN JUST PRETENDS TO BE DRUNK SO HE CAN WATCH. He "Accidentally" stumbles into Jared's room and he's all "OOPS THIS ISN'T MINE" and Jared's like "YEAH BC YOURS IS DOWNSTAIRS" and Misha's like "FUCK WHO CARES JUST FUCK ME HARDER"

....or, y'know. Something. :D