ext_23467 ([identity profile] doreyg.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] comment_fic 2014-12-09 11:20 am (UTC)

FILL: Look Out! [Avengers Movieverse, Natasha + Bruce, PG]

“I’m pretty sure that this isn’t even scientifically possible.”

“It isn’t, Banner,” she says pleasantly, and backflips neatly over a spider before it can complete its reckless charge in search of human blood.

“I mean – only a few spiders live under the earth! And none of them have any reason to grow this big! Or this aggressive! Or… Anything, really.”

“Yes, Banner,” she agrees amiably, and kicks another spider in the mandibles as she lands. It’s a big one, a hungry looking one – she didn’t know that spiders could look hungry, but then you learn something new every day.

“This shouldn’t be happening!”

“No, Banner,” she offers amiably, and squashes it firmly underneath her heel anyway – she’s never been much of one for research, “but that, unfortunately, doesn’t change the facts. Have you found a way to destroy them all yet?”

“…Er, we’re working on it!”

She squashes another spider under her entirely scientific heel, and sighs.

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