ext_166134 ([identity profile] daria234.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] comment_fic 2015-06-16 06:44 am (UTC)

Cracky

The relatively short reign of Henrietta VIII

"So... you broke from the Church so you could divorce your husband, thereby pissing off all of Spain, plus, you know, the Pope, then made yourself -- a woman -- head of the Church of England, and now you want to behead your new husband for treason for supposedly sleeping with someone else?"

"Yes."

"Yeah... we're gonna get back to you on that one."

*Conspiratorial whispers*

--

Juliana Caesar

"Et tu, Brutella? We were best friends!"

Caesar died then, groaning in pain.

Cassia looked at Brutella then. "You know everyone's going to say we were just being catty, right?"

--

Georgina Washington

"General Washington - you won the war for us, freeing us from British rule. We have something very important to ask you."

"Yes?"

"You have given us freedom, equality, and a nation of our own. We could think of no one better for this honor."

"Yes?"

"... Will you prepare dinner for the constitutional convention?"

"...Leave before I get my musket."


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