Arg, I'm SO SORRY it took me a while to reply to this. (The last few weeks have been crazy for me, and my inbox got neglected.) So I want to tell you flat-out: THIS WAS AMAZING. I wasn't sure what I'd get when I left the prompt, but I couldn't have hoped for a more awesome reply. :D
What can I say? When I got the comment notification, I was literally laughing out loud as I read this. Then I read it a few MORE times. Then again the next day, because it was just that awesome. Deadpool addressing his grievances to the people of comment_fic? GENIUS. Not only was it freaking hilarious, it was clever, made great use of all those little Deadpool quirks, and was fantastic meta-humouring and fourth-wall-bashing goodness. Not to mention that writing the voices in his head added that extra layer of hilarity to the whole thing. (I do indeed read the comics, and the voices always crack me up.)
the ones who talk about cannons and slashing people [Which sounds like it will be awesome!]
LOL, you'd think so, wouldn't you, Deadpool? XD
Seriously people. I get chopped up for you, I give you my best, most hilarious material to entertain you, I meet crazy people from OTHER UNIVERSES [I was on a spaceship once!], I even kill for you and what do you guys do? Let people insult me, hurt me or pair me up with a dude!!! A DUDE!!!!
I think this made me laugh the hardest. Maiming, torture, murder, and insults? Nothing compared to fanfiction's grievous lack of poontang.
“And then all the members of comment_fic got transported into their most hated fandoms [Probably Twilight, let’s face it] where they had to stay forever, never to write about or have any contact with their loved ones or favorite characters ever ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
D: A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH! YOU WOULDN'T!
things are gonna change around here, or else I add the words “The End” to my little piece of literary masterwork, post it on the internet and take great pleasure in watching you all writhe in agony in your own personal hells!! [Vampires will sparkle – forever!]
NOOOO! *suicide*
Seriously though: BRILLIANT. Makes me think of that comic where Deadpool killed his own writer to end a bad story arc, or that new story in Deadpool #900 when he decided to kill his fans. The fourth wall is a flimsy thing, and it has to be cathartic to be able to reach out for revenge against the people who thrive on your misery (or in fandom's case, on pairing you with everyone BUT hot chicks, LOL).
With Intentions of Deadly Awesomeness, [Much better]
Too, too perfect. I kind of want to sign my emails that way now.
Again, sorry for not replying sooner. It wasn't due to any lack of awesome in this fic. This still makes me grin whenever I re-read it. If there's ever any comment_fic awards or rec thread, this one wins. Hands down.
So: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING THIS. I couldn't have hoped for a more awesome reply to this prompt than Deadpool turning the tables and threatening us all with sparkly vampire hell. ;)
Re: Deadpool - A Letter
What can I say? When I got the comment notification, I was literally laughing out loud as I read this. Then I read it a few MORE times. Then again the next day, because it was just that awesome. Deadpool addressing his grievances to the people of comment_fic? GENIUS. Not only was it freaking hilarious, it was clever, made great use of all those little Deadpool quirks, and was fantastic meta-humouring and fourth-wall-bashing goodness. Not to mention that writing the voices in his head added that extra layer of hilarity to the whole thing. (I do indeed read the comics, and the voices always crack me up.)
the ones who talk about cannons and slashing people [Which sounds like it will be awesome!]
LOL, you'd think so, wouldn't you, Deadpool? XD
Seriously people. I get chopped up for you, I give you my best, most hilarious material to entertain you, I meet crazy people from OTHER UNIVERSES [I was on a spaceship once!], I even kill for you and what do you guys do? Let people insult me, hurt me or pair me up with a dude!!! A DUDE!!!!
I think this made me laugh the hardest. Maiming, torture, murder, and insults? Nothing compared to fanfiction's grievous lack of poontang.
“And then all the members of comment_fic got transported into their most hated fandoms [Probably Twilight, let’s face it] where they had to stay forever, never to write about or have any contact with their loved ones or favorite characters ever ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
D: A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH! YOU WOULDN'T!
things are gonna change around here, or else I add the words “The End” to my little piece of literary masterwork, post it on the internet and take great pleasure in watching you all writhe in agony in your own personal hells!! [Vampires will sparkle – forever!]
NOOOO! *suicide*
Seriously though: BRILLIANT. Makes me think of that comic where Deadpool killed his own writer to end a bad story arc, or that new story in Deadpool #900 when he decided to kill his fans. The fourth wall is a flimsy thing, and it has to be cathartic to be able to reach out for revenge against the people who thrive on your misery (or in fandom's case, on pairing you with everyone BUT hot chicks, LOL).
With Intentions of Deadly Awesomeness, [Much better]
Too, too perfect. I kind of want to sign my emails that way now.
Again, sorry for not replying sooner. It wasn't due to any lack of awesome in this fic. This still makes me grin whenever I re-read it. If there's ever any comment_fic awards or rec thread, this one wins. Hands down.
So: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING THIS. I couldn't have hoped for a more awesome reply to this prompt than Deadpool turning the tables and threatening us all with sparkly vampire hell. ;)