Tuesday: Texts From Last Night

[morlockiness.livejournal.com]

Happy Tuesday, everyone. morlockiness back for another day of prompting and writing.

Today's theme is Texts From Last Night. Fret not, for the prompts don't have to be taken from that site (they can be texts of your own creation, a scenario where a text would be appropriate, etc), but wouldn't it be more fun if they were? Plenty of opportunity for allowing our favorite characters to party, toke up, complete a walk of shame, and let their friends know in a succinct message.

As always, keep the rules in mind:
+ No more than 5 prompts in a row, and no more than 3 prompts per fandom. If someone answers a prompt, you can prompt again.
+No spoilers in your prompts for at least 1 week after original air/publication date. If there are spoilers in your story, please warn in bold and leave at least 3 spaces.
+For the sake of your monkeys, please format your prompts correctly. For example:

Skins, Sid/Tony, "easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do."

Crossovers:

Heroes/Star Trek XI, Claire/McCoy, "It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name"

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Comments

[ziplocless.livejournal.com]

Author's choice, author's choice, i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-9333.html)

[myfloralbonnet.livejournal.com]

Sanctuary, Kate/Will, No, I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.

[rise-your-dead.livejournal.com]

Burn Notice, Sam I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16814.html)

[ziplocless.livejournal.com]

Leverage, Alec/Eliot, (313):
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
(313):
Something like a penis light saber. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-280.html)

[ziplocless.livejournal.com]

RPS, Chris/Steve and/or Jeff, (270):
I wanna come home

(1-270):
And do what?

(270):
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-294.html)

[kasmodia.livejournal.com]

SPN, Sam/Dean, I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
http://tfl.nu/9dw0

[cat-13145.livejournal.com]

Marvel/DCU, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, I used to practice getting hit by cars.

[cat-13145.livejournal.com]

Marvel (X Men), Wolverine, No, I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.

[cat-13145.livejournal.com]

Marvel, Steve/Tony, No, I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.

[cat-13145.livejournal.com]

Numb3rs, Don/Coop, (248)
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year

[cat-13145.livejournal.com]

Numb3rs, Don/Author's choice (preferable male), (240):
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times

[rise-your-dead.livejournal.com]

Evil Dead Trilogy, Ash, (305): If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet? (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16764.html)

[rise-your-dead.livejournal.com]

Burn Notice, Fi/Michael & Sam, look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16807.html)

[mute90.livejournal.com]

Supernatural/Buffy, Sam/Faith, I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-5573.html)

[ziplocless.livejournal.com]

RPS, Christian Kane/Author's choice, seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-2252.html)

[crimson-antics.livejournal.com]

X-Men, any/any, Dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat.

[crimson-antics.livejournal.com]

X-Men, Wolverine/any, I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.

[crimson-antics.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, any/any, I need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks".

[mute90.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Teen!chesters + OC, I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?

I gave it to your brother to give to you. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-14176.html)

[crimson-antics.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, any/any, Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.

[crimson-antics.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, any/any, I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker.

[mute90.livejournal.com]

Skins, Cook, Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-14399.html)

[clwilson2006.livejournal.com]

SGA, Lorne/Parrish, "How can I incorporate a boy scout uniform into what I do tonight?"

[clwilson2006.livejournal.com]

SGA/SG-1, Lorne/Sheppard/Mitchell, "well that wasn't the exboyfriend I expected to hook up with today"

[onbluebayou.livejournal.com]

Battlestar Galactica, Sam/Lee/Kara, "Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere." (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-4385.html)