Tuesday: Texts From Last Night

[morlockiness.livejournal.com]

Happy Tuesday, everyone. morlockiness back for another day of prompting and writing.

Today's theme is Texts From Last Night. Fret not, for the prompts don't have to be taken from that site (they can be texts of your own creation, a scenario where a text would be appropriate, etc), but wouldn't it be more fun if they were? Plenty of opportunity for allowing our favorite characters to party, toke up, complete a walk of shame, and let their friends know in a succinct message.

As always, keep the rules in mind:
+ No more than 5 prompts in a row, and no more than 3 prompts per fandom. If someone answers a prompt, you can prompt again.
+No spoilers in your prompts for at least 1 week after original air/publication date. If there are spoilers in your story, please warn in bold and leave at least 3 spaces.
+For the sake of your monkeys, please format your prompts correctly. For example:

Skins, Sid/Tony, "easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do."

Crossovers:

Heroes/Star Trek XI, Claire/McCoy, "It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name"

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Comments

[rise-your-dead.livejournal.com]

Evil Dead Trilogy, Ash/Sheila, She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not." (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16699.html)

[rise-your-dead.livejournal.com]

Burn Notice, Sam/Fi, I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
(http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16687.html)

[ravenspear.livejournal.com]

Supernatural; Chuck; "it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk"

[sexycazzy.livejournal.com]

Star Trek XI, Pike/McCoy/Kirk, "we missed you last night"

(text p0rn!)

[sexycazzy.livejournal.com]

NCIS, Tony/McGee, are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.

[ravenspear.livejournal.com]

Supernatural; Meg/Dean; "we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing"

[sexycazzy.livejournal.com]

NCIS, Tony/Gibbs, so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style

[ravenspear.livejournal.com]

Any; any; "found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later""

[sexycazzy.livejournal.com]

Stargate Atlantis, John/Rodney, can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?

[sexycazzy.livejournal.com]

NCIS, Abby & Ziva (or Kate), (312):

i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
(917):

the suitcase or the dildo?

[ravenspear.livejournal.com]

Supernatural; Dean/Crowley; "My brain says no but my pants say off."

[modestroad.livejournal.com]

DCU, Batclan (Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Babs, Cass, Steph), "Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while" (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16823.html)

[modestroad.livejournal.com]

DCU, BoP, "You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol." (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16707.html")

[modestroad.livejournal.com]

DCU, Jason/Tim, "I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations." (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16575.html)

[samueljames]

Flash Forward, Mark/Demetri, Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.

[samueljames]

Star Trek, Gaila and Uhura, It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.

[samueljames]

NCIS, Tony/Tim, Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?

[ziplocless.livejournal.com]

Kane RPS, Steve/Chris, (814):
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
(808):
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
(814):
nevermind....I'm on the way (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-12834.html)

[samueljames]

Torchwood, Owen/author's choice,Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.

[samueljames]

Law & Order, Matt and Ronnie, no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"

[ziplocless.livejournal.com]

Leverage, team, (850):
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
(850):
I'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-1952.html)

[dragonbetween.livejournal.com]

Merlin RPS; Bradley/Colin + Angel; yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16593.html)

[dragonbetween.livejournal.com]

Supernatural; Sam (& or /) Dean; I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-15535.html)

[elwing-alcyone.livejournal.com]

AtS, Harmony, So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-14178.html)

[elwing-alcyone.livejournal.com]

Twilight, Jacob/anyone, I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-14041.html)