Tuesday: Texts From Last Night

[morlockiness.livejournal.com]

Happy Tuesday, everyone. morlockiness back for another day of prompting and writing.

Today's theme is Texts From Last Night. Fret not, for the prompts don't have to be taken from that site (they can be texts of your own creation, a scenario where a text would be appropriate, etc), but wouldn't it be more fun if they were? Plenty of opportunity for allowing our favorite characters to party, toke up, complete a walk of shame, and let their friends know in a succinct message.

As always, keep the rules in mind:
+ No more than 5 prompts in a row, and no more than 3 prompts per fandom. If someone answers a prompt, you can prompt again.
+No spoilers in your prompts for at least 1 week after original air/publication date. If there are spoilers in your story, please warn in bold and leave at least 3 spaces.
+For the sake of your monkeys, please format your prompts correctly. For example:

Skins, Sid/Tony, "easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do."

Crossovers:

Heroes/Star Trek XI, Claire/McCoy, "It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name"

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Comments

[morlockiness.livejournal.com]

Skins, Sid/Tony, "easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do. (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-15495.html)"

[morlockiness.livejournal.com]

Heroes/Star Trek XI, Claire/McCoy, "It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-13360.html)"

[darkmagic-luvr.livejournal.com]

Supernatural/Kick Ass, Dean/Hit Girl (Mindy), I get horny when you drink

[darkmagic-luvr.livejournal.com]

Buffy/Supernautral, Sam/Dawn, She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16803.html)

[octavia5000.livejournal.com]

The Pacific, Snafu/Eugene/Sid, "boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill"

[darkmagic-luvr.livejournal.com]

Supernatural/Castle, Sam/Alexis, Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16780.html)

[mad-maeglin.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Dean/Cas, Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top? (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16818.html)

[octavia5000.livejournal.com]

Inglourious Basterds, Donny/Utivich/Wicki, "Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine."

[darkmagic-luvr.livejournal.com]

Push, Cassie/Nick, He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.

But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Jo/Lucifer, "is having sex with the devil a venial or mortal sin?"

[mad-maeglin.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Castiel or Dean or Gabe or all of them! lol, are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16809.html)

[phate-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Supernatural; Castiel/Dean; Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16813.html)

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Dean/Castiel, "how to you get cum out of feathers?"

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Gabriel/Sam, "i think i just got gay married"

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphael, "i'm tempting him with my tongue"

[phate-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Supernatural; Sam/Gabriel; i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16811.html)

[ani-bester.livejournal.com]

Marvel, Bucky Barnes, Nick Fury, I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16814.html)

[misachan.livejournal.com]

Leverage, Parker/Hardison/Elliot, "I used to practice getting hit by cars."

[misachan.livejournal.com]

White Collar, Neal/Peter/Elizabeth, "Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?"

[darkmagic-luvr.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Sam/Jo, yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning

[myfloralbonnet.livejournal.com]

Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack & Tia (or Jack/Tia), modern!AU They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum

[daria234.livejournal.com]

any, any, that's the last time we turn Jeopardy into a drinking game

[ani-bester.livejournal.com]

Marvel, Toro Raymond/Bucky Barnes, He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-15276.html)

[msmanuscript.livejournal.com]

Dr. Horrible, Billy/Captain Hammer, "I'm running out of minutes, so make it quick."

[phate-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Supernatural; Sam, Gabriel, Castiel, Dean; -i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..

-yeah thats usually a good indication (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-16781.html)