Bite Sized Bits of Fic

I call dibs. I started writing it, and it's trying to get way too long, so I'll post a link as soon as I have it finished. Also, I can only recall the basics from the La Grenouille storyline, so I'll be doing a little Wiki research to pull it together--apologies in advance if I forget something. I know it seems weird that I'd claim it with a memory gap, but something about it makes me really, really want it.