Bite Sized Bits of Fic

"Officer, you're not listening. It wasn't intentional."

"It seemed pretty intentional to me."

"You don't understand. He makes different choices in different takes as an actor. That time he decided to pull off my coat. I wasn't..."

"...he wasn't expecting it, is what Misha's trying to say."

"But his pants were open. He exposed himself in front of everyone."

"And most people charge for that privilege."

"Misha, shut up!"

"The point is, it wasn't indecent exposure. It was a wardrobe malfunction."

"Can you at least explain to me why your pants were wide open?"

"Because I didn't have time to close them before we were being called on set!"

"And the lack of underwear?"

"...Jensen, you explain that one."

"No, really, Misha, you go ahead."

"Can you plead the fifth in Canada?"