"I don't care," Aziriphale was saying, "weather or not you get me anything for Christmas. I'm getting you something. So tell me what you want or it'll be a sweater. With those fluffy little balls on it and metallic thread."
Crowley rolled his eyes behind his sunglasses. Aziriphale had known the demon long enough to know when he was rolling his eyes behind his back. Sunglasses were no challenge.
"Fine. I want the whole world on a silver platter. And a new pair of skates."
"Ice skates or roller skates?"
"Neither unless you're actually going to give me the whole world on a silver plate. I'm not about to make a fool of myself by sliding around on a block of ice unless I can make it a capital offense to laugh when I fall on my arse."
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Date: 2010-11-28 05:44 am (UTC)Crowley rolled his eyes behind his sunglasses. Aziriphale had known the demon long enough to know when he was rolling his eyes behind his back. Sunglasses were no challenge.
"Fine. I want the whole world on a silver platter. And a new pair of skates."
"Ice skates or roller skates?"
"Neither unless you're actually going to give me the whole world on a silver plate. I'm not about to make a fool of myself by sliding around on a block of ice unless I can make it a capital offense to laugh when I fall on my arse."
"Ice skates it is then."
Crowley rolled his eyes again.