"Cas, Castiel, I know you can hear me, you son of a bitch. You don't get to do this. You don't get to turn around and tell me I'm not your family and get all juiced up, damn it. You get your ass back down here and get rid of that crap you swallowed and let's take care of this. Damn it, Cas, don't make me... Don't make me do what I gotta do."
ii.
"Cas, do I have to call you God to get your attention now? Cause I don't think I can, I hope you're still answering to Castiel because that's who you are to me. Anyway. You, uh, you haven't shown up in a while, I guess you're busy running the universe, and, you know, bang-up job and all that but... it'd be nice to talk to you. You know, smooth things over.
(Sam, I don't think he's coming. I told you this was a dumb plan. You can't trap God.)"
iii.
"Cas, it's me. No traps, no plans, nothing, Sam's not even here right now. I, uh, I think I saw you in action the other day. That miracle cure, all those people walking out of that hospital in Santa Fe? Usually when that kind of thing happens there's a resident demon, someone making shady deals but we got there and the place was clean as a whistle. Guessing that means you had something to do with it, then. Nothing wrong with that, but you're kind of throwing us off our game, you know? It'd be nice if we knew so we didn't waste the gas. Save the planet, right?
Come on, is a little friendly cooperation from your local god too much to ask for?
Do you even remember us, dude? Or is your head so full of the whole world that we've just-- that you've forgotten about me?
Just a word, Cas. Something?"
iv.
"Cas, you've always shown up when we were in it really bad. We're in it really bad right now. There's a crapload of demons outside and they've blown away the last of our salt and Sam took a blow to the chest, really bad. I think he'll survive, but if these guys get in we're both screwed. They're mad as hell, or maybe demons are mad as heaven, I don't know, dumb time to be making jokes, right? But help us, come on, man, help us, you owe us that much, right? Or are you still pissed we didn't bow down and profess our love or whatever?
Oh, crap, I think -- the window-- Cas, help!"
v.
"I guess... I guess I ought to say thanks. I mean, someone got us out of that deathtrap, someone smacked down the demons. And Sam's recovering, laid up for a bit but doing OK. So, uh, thank you, G-g-.... nah, I still can't do it. Anyway, thanks.
It's nice to know that you didn't want us dead, at least. I don't know, Cas, I guess I just don't see why you can't come to us and just talk. I swear I won't try to convince you to put down the nukes, at least, not the first time. But... you were our friend once. You were like my brother, I told you that...
What do I have to do, huh? What do I have to say to get you to come back and just show up, just talk to us? You're God, right? You can do anything? So why don't you?
You're driving me crazy, dude. I just... I feel alone..."
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Date: 2011-08-01 03:36 pm (UTC)"Cas, Castiel, I know you can hear me, you son of a bitch. You don't get to do this. You don't get to turn around and tell me I'm not your family and get all juiced up, damn it. You get your ass back down here and get rid of that crap you swallowed and let's take care of this. Damn it, Cas, don't make me... Don't make me do what I gotta do."
ii.
"Cas, do I have to call you God to get your attention now? Cause I don't think I can, I hope you're still answering to Castiel because that's who you are to me. Anyway. You, uh, you haven't shown up in a while, I guess you're busy running the universe, and, you know, bang-up job and all that but... it'd be nice to talk to you. You know, smooth things over.
(Sam, I don't think he's coming. I told you this was a dumb plan. You can't trap God.)"
iii.
"Cas, it's me. No traps, no plans, nothing, Sam's not even here right now. I, uh, I think I saw you in action the other day. That miracle cure, all those people walking out of that hospital in Santa Fe? Usually when that kind of thing happens there's a resident demon, someone making shady deals but we got there and the place was clean as a whistle. Guessing that means you had something to do with it, then. Nothing wrong with that, but you're kind of throwing us off our game, you know? It'd be nice if we knew so we didn't waste the gas. Save the planet, right?
Come on, is a little friendly cooperation from your local god too much to ask for?
Do you even remember us, dude? Or is your head so full of the whole world that we've just-- that you've forgotten about me?
Just a word, Cas. Something?"
iv.
"Cas, you've always shown up when we were in it really bad. We're in it really bad right now. There's a crapload of demons outside and they've blown away the last of our salt and Sam took a blow to the chest, really bad. I think he'll survive, but if these guys get in we're both screwed. They're mad as hell, or maybe demons are mad as heaven, I don't know, dumb time to be making jokes, right? But help us, come on, man, help us, you owe us that much, right? Or are you still pissed we didn't bow down and profess our love or whatever?
Oh, crap, I think -- the window-- Cas, help!"
v.
"I guess... I guess I ought to say thanks. I mean, someone got us out of that deathtrap, someone smacked down the demons. And Sam's recovering, laid up for a bit but doing OK. So, uh, thank you, G-g-.... nah, I still can't do it. Anyway, thanks.
It's nice to know that you didn't want us dead, at least. I don't know, Cas, I guess I just don't see why you can't come to us and just talk. I swear I won't try to convince you to put down the nukes, at least, not the first time. But... you were our friend once. You were like my brother, I told you that...
What do I have to do, huh? What do I have to say to get you to come back and just show up, just talk to us? You're God, right? You can do anything? So why don't you?
You're driving me crazy, dude. I just... I feel alone..."
tbc