So... this has robots. It totally meets the prompt. ------
"So," Unit 343-CAM of the Line said, "giant robot warships. That's new"
"Tell me about it," replied Unit 249-JHN of the Line.
"Kinda cool, though." CAM twirled his main gun turret around. "I mean, the last time SG-1 got turned into robots, they were just duplicates with bad batteries. A ZPM-powered war machine's a hell of a lot better. Look at the size of this gun I've got."
"You've got a real impressive... weapon alright," JHN replied, someone managing to smirk despite being nine million tons of battleship.
"Yours is pretty nice too, big boy."
There was a pause. "Are you hitting on me?"
"Yeah. Weren't you hitting on me?"
"Maybe?"
"What do you mean, maybe?"
"Um..."
"Oh, come on, Sheppard. It's a yes or no question."
"Well... I don't know if I'd say I was exactly hitting on you...."
"For fuck's sake. Do you or do you not find me attractive? Would it help if I said that every time I see you sprawled in a chair, I want to get on my knees and suck you off?"
"In that case, I was definitely hitting on you."
CAM realized there was a small problem. "Huh. You know, I would have been a lot more pleased by that if I weren't currently a giant robot battleship without the right equipment."
"Same here."
Several seconds passed before CAM said. "God, this is boring. How long do you think it'll be before Sam and McKay find a way to get us out of here?"
"At least an hour, maybe a couple days," JNH replied.
"Christ, that's an eternity with these brains."
"And it assumes that that machine didn't just copy us," JHN added.
CAM accessed his external sensors. "Well, crap. Look, that's us down there walking to the gate."
"Damn. That's inconvenient. I was hoping Rodney could at least fix the equipment problem."
"Eh, I bet we can manage it ourselves. In the mean time, we're robot battleships. Want to go blow some shit up?"
"Sure, why not."
With a rumble of engines, the two giant robot space battleships flew off into the sunset.
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Date: 2009-04-18 04:55 am (UTC)------
"So," Unit 343-CAM of the Line said, "giant robot warships. That's new"
"Tell me about it," replied Unit 249-JHN of the Line.
"Kinda cool, though." CAM twirled his main gun turret around. "I mean, the last time SG-1 got turned into robots, they were just duplicates with bad batteries. A ZPM-powered war machine's a hell of a lot better. Look at the size of this gun I've got."
"You've got a real impressive... weapon alright," JHN replied, someone managing to smirk despite being nine million tons of battleship.
"Yours is pretty nice too, big boy."
There was a pause. "Are you hitting on me?"
"Yeah. Weren't you hitting on me?"
"Maybe?"
"What do you mean, maybe?"
"Um..."
"Oh, come on, Sheppard. It's a yes or no question."
"Well... I don't know if I'd say I was exactly hitting on you...."
"For fuck's sake. Do you or do you not find me attractive? Would it help if I said that every time I see you sprawled in a chair, I want to get on my knees and suck you off?"
"In that case, I was definitely hitting on you."
CAM realized there was a small problem. "Huh. You know, I would have been a lot more pleased by that if I weren't currently a giant robot battleship without the right equipment."
"Same here."
Several seconds passed before CAM said. "God, this is boring. How long do you think it'll be before Sam and McKay find a way to get us out of here?"
"At least an hour, maybe a couple days," JNH replied.
"Christ, that's an eternity with these brains."
"And it assumes that that machine didn't just copy us," JHN added.
CAM accessed his external sensors. "Well, crap. Look, that's us down there walking to the gate."
"Damn. That's inconvenient. I was hoping Rodney could at least fix the equipment problem."
"Eh, I bet we can manage it ourselves. In the mean time, we're robot battleships. Want to go blow some shit up?"
"Sure, why not."
With a rumble of engines, the two giant robot space battleships flew off into the sunset.