Friday: Texts from Last Night
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comment_ficFor my last day hosting this week, I'm bringing back a personal favorite, Texts from Last Night. Pick a text or a few from that site and pair it with a fandom (or make it author's choice) or make up a text for a fandom (or author's choice), and then make it a prompt! A friendly reminder: the site, as well as possibly some of these prompts, may not be SFW.
The rules:
No more than three prompts to a single fandom
No more than five prompts at a time
No spoilers in the prompts and if your fill has spoilers, please warn and and leave at least three spaces
Format:
Fandom, Character, Prompt
Fandom, Character/Character, Prompt
Examples:
Leverage, Eliot, i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Sherlock, any, I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Author's choice, "so explain again why im purple" "no"
Nothing inspiring you today? Why not go through the lonely prompts?
Have a good weekend, and sorry about the double post earlier (this post turned on the LJ spam filter for me for some reason)!
tag=TextsFromLastNight
The rules:
No more than three prompts to a single fandom
No more than five prompts at a time
No spoilers in the prompts and if your fill has spoilers, please warn and and leave at least three spaces
Format:
Fandom, Character, Prompt
Fandom, Character/Character, Prompt
Examples:
Leverage, Eliot, i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Sherlock, any, I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Author's choice, "so explain again why im purple" "no"
Nothing inspiring you today? Why not go through the lonely prompts?
Have a good weekend, and sorry about the double post earlier (this post turned on the LJ spam filter for me for some reason)!
tag=TextsFromLastNight
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Date: 2012-07-20 12:28 pm (UTC)FILL: Cleaning Bills [Batman: TAS, Alfred + Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, PG]
Date: 2014-12-16 02:18 pm (UTC)“I don’t want to talk about it, Alfred.”
“Sir,” he was expecting this. He, at least, learns after twenty-odd years, “with all due respect-“
“Not right now, Alfred.”
“Sir,” not all that well, he grants, but just enough to learn the perfect tactics – the certain ways of getting under skin. And, in the end, isn’t that the most relevant thing? “I really must insist-“
“No, Alfred.”
“But sir,” he feels, humbly, that he could teach all of Master Wayne’s foes a thing or two about playing him. It is a good thing, for everybody involved, that he has never felt seriously motivated to try, “I feel that you must be made aware-“
“No, Alfred.”
“Sir!” For he’s pretty sure, if seriously motivated, that he could tear this whole city down and take it back to the near perfect state that Thomas Wayne fondly recalled from his boyhood, “there are heel prints on the walls.”
“…Ah.”
And nobody, not him nor the crime bosses nor Master Bruce with his unaccountable menagerie of villainous misfits, wants that now do they?
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Date: 2012-07-20 12:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-20 12:30 pm (UTC)Aladdin, Aladdin/Genie, I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Date: 2012-07-20 12:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-20 12:33 pm (UTC)I might've asked for this once before but...
Date: 2012-07-20 01:04 pm (UTC)Please format right...
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Date: 2012-07-20 01:13 pm (UTC)Fill: Ceiling Fans and Hotel Rooms (The Demonata, Meera/Dervish)
Date: 2012-07-20 03:40 pm (UTC)…A working ceiling fan.
She sighed, loudly and at great length. Ducked down and poked the man coiled right below the once working ceiling fan until he stirred and batted groggily at her hand, “Dervish?”
“Nnnnrgh?”
…Right.
This was going to be a long, complicated morning (possibly involving a grocery store, and a stint as a maid, and a brief reacquaintance with a mop, and a scramble to find an engineer or two).
“Mmmmmfeera?”
(…And possibly a trip to a brass band concert, just to get even and all that.)
She sighed, placed her hands on her hips and wearily got started.
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From:Person of Interest / "A Question of Technique" / PG-13
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Date: 2012-07-20 01:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-20 01:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-20 01:53 pm (UTC)Sherlock, Sherlock/John, He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40779.html)
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Date: 2012-07-20 01:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-20 03:12 pm (UTC)Tada...I managed this while at work.y
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Date: 2012-07-20 01:54 pm (UTC)Sherlock, Sherlock/John, i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this?? (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40777.html)
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Date: 2012-07-20 01:56 pm (UTC)FILL: Kindness Has Nothing To Do With It, Coulson + Natasha (+ Clint)
Date: 2012-07-20 07:26 pm (UTC)“Clint will be here soon,” she tells him calmly, back straight even as he gently probes the wound, “I texted you both the same thing. It was quicker, you see.”
“Charming,” he tuts, withdraws his hand and reaches into his pocket for a handkerchief, “do you honestly think that Barton has much experience with a needle and thread?”
“Do you?”
“…Point taken.”
She smiles again, doesn’t even hiss as he carefully ties the handkerchief just above the wound and rocks back on his heels, “the target still had a knife on him, I should’ve been more careful.”
“Is he dealt with?”
“Now who’s charming?” Natasha only snorts, allows him to carefully slide one arm under her legs and one arm behind her back, “he’s neutralized. I thought that it was best to deal with him myself before you or Barton – are we waiting for Barton? - could get your hands on him.”
“He can find us in medical,” he sighs, lifting her and heading for the door as slowly as possible, “and you’re the Black Widow, not known for kindness or mercy or-“
“Who said I was kind?” Natasha snorts again. He smiles smugly to himself (it’s always nice when he’s proved right) and keeps walking, “I was just kinder than you two. I know how you both get when I’m involved – it’s almost sweet, really.”
“I’m not sweet-“
“You’re wearing your best tie,” she points out smoothly, reaches out to tap that same tie with her good arm, “and your best suit, and your nicest aftershave. I can only deduce that you actually ran out on a meeting with Fury himself just to get to me.”
…He grunts softly, shrugs as best he can with a fully grown woman in his arms.
“And I also know that you’re not just happy to see me,” a fully grown woman smirking up at him, in that curving way which is Natasha’s version of cackling laughter, “sweet.”
…He keeps carrying her in dignified silence. Through the door and down to medical and beyond with her laughing only the slightest bit.
It seems the most sensible option.
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Date: 2012-07-20 01:57 pm (UTC)Person of Interest, Reese/Finch,
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40769.html)
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Date: 2012-07-20 04:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2012-07-20 02:07 pm (UTC)Avengers movieverse, Tony/author's choice, Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
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Date: 2012-07-20 02:08 pm (UTC)Avengers movieverse, Steve, he texts in complete sentences with correct grammar
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Date: 2012-07-20 04:45 pm (UTC)(also, I am lame and text in complete sentences with correct grammar).
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Date: 2012-07-20 02:08 pm (UTC)Inception, Arthur/Eames, I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
MINI-FILLISH: Friendship, Arthur/Eames, PG-13
Date: 2012-07-20 09:01 pm (UTC)He considers that for about half a second.
…After having had the best snog, handjob and blowjob of his life all within the space of half a day and one reasonably priced hotel.
“Fuck friendship,” he decides firmly, batting Eames’ hand away and swiftly moving to straddle the man’s stomach, “this is far more fun.”
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Date: 2012-07-20 02:10 pm (UTC)The Losers movieverse, Jensen/Cougar, All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Date: 2012-07-20 02:10 pm (UTC)Avengers movieverse, Clint, i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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Date: 2012-07-20 02:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-20 02:25 pm (UTC)untitled - PG, gen
Date: 2012-07-21 02:45 am (UTC)Okay, so Tony knows from complexes and neuroses, right? Right, of course he does. Textbooks have been written about his numerous and exponentially growing problems (thanks, Howard, and childhood geniusness, and these things called tact and self-control that Tony never bothered to learn).
Anyway. Tony never had time for mythology. Who cares about legends when he’s making his own? Right? Right.
Then a hammer fell into the desert and a crazy guy with a glowstick of destiny tried to take over the world.
After his shwarma coma passed, and Bruce was all settled in the Tower, Tony dove into Norse mythology and didn’t come out for three days. And Tony’s sure most of it’s just humans being the bloodthirsty little monsters he’s familiar with, but… damn.
He wonders what stories will people will tell about him in a thousand years, and lets his Pad clatter on the table.
If he remembers, he’ll ask Thor how much happened, if any of it. If Thor even comes back. But Bruce slouches into the lab, and there’s science to do, and Tony’s got enough problems of his own.
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Date: 2012-07-20 02:27 pm (UTC)ART FILL
Date: 2012-07-20 10:09 pm (UTC)Explanation on my tumblr (http://ickaimp.tumblr.com/post/27652068456/i-need-to-stop-doodling-on-the-post-it-notes-at)
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Date: 2012-07-20 02:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-20 05:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2012-07-20 02:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-20 03:43 pm (UTC)