Friday: Texts from Last Night

[merryghoul]

For my last day hosting this week, I'm bringing back a personal favorite, Texts from Last Night. Pick a text or a few from that site and pair it with a fandom (or make it author's choice) or make up a text for a fandom (or author's choice), and then make it a prompt! A friendly reminder: the site, as well as possibly some of these prompts, may not be SFW.

The rules:
No more than three prompts to a single fandom
No more than five prompts at a time
No spoilers in the prompts and if your fill has spoilers, please warn and and leave at least three spaces

Format:
Fandom, Character, Prompt
Fandom, Character/Character, Prompt

Examples:
Leverage, Eliot, i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Sherlock, any, I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Author's choice, "so explain again why im purple" "no"

Nothing inspiring you today? Why not go through the lonely prompts?

Have a good weekend, and sorry about the double post earlier (this post turned on the LJ spam filter for me for some reason)!

tag=TextsFromLastNight

Comments

[merryghoul]

Leverage, Eliot, i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome

[merryghoul]

Sherlock, any, I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.

[merryghoul]

Author's choice, "so explain again why im purple" "no"

[mangacrack.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Gabriel/Dean, He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40779.html)

[mangacrack.livejournal.com]

any, any, Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right." (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40776.html)

[mangacrack.livejournal.com]

author's choice, author's choice, Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options. (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40735.html)

[mangacrack.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Sam/Gabriel, Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me. (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40731.html)

[mangacrack.livejournal.com]

Silmarillion, Feanor, Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40702.html)

[scarlet-gryphon.livejournal.com]

Leverage, Eliot/Parker, WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40766.html)

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

The Demonata, Beranabus + Juni/Kernel, My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock" (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-6457.html)

[dreamsofspike.livejournal.com]

HIMYM, Ted/Barney - I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again.

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Vampire Babylon - Chris Marie Green, Claudius/Dawn, It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time. (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40726.html)

[scarlet-gryphon.livejournal.com]

Avengers, any, Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-30774.html)

[dreamsofspike.livejournal.com]

White Collar, Peter/Neal - i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whose blood is this??

[dreamsofspike.livejournal.com]

Glee, Kurt/Blaine - (612): Do you know how to give stitches?
(1-612): I do not...this text concerns me

[dreamsofspike.livejournal.com]

Grimm, Nick/Monroe - Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.

[scarlet-gryphon.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, any, Teacher!AU, I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back. (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-24126.html)

[dreamsofspike.livejournal.com]

Glee, Kurt/any - It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.

[scarlet-gryphon.livejournal.com]

Iron Man, Tony, not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible. (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-11458.html)

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Discworld, Angua/Vimes, Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised? (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40592.html)

[scarlet-gryphon.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Dean and Sam, You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar. (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40697.html)

[omorka.livejournal.com]

Doctor Who, any female companion, So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall. (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40786.html)

[nevcolleil.livejournal.com]

Any, any, "I can't answer my phone I'm at work." "I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities."

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Avengers movieverse, Tony/Loki, His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time. (http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-40496.html)

[nevcolleil.livejournal.com]

Any, any slash pairing, Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me.