Friday: Texts from Last Night

[merryghoul]

For my last day hosting this week, I'm bringing back a personal favorite, Texts from Last Night. Pick a text or a few from that site and pair it with a fandom (or make it author's choice) or make up a text for a fandom (or author's choice), and then make it a prompt! A friendly reminder: the site, as well as possibly some of these prompts, may not be SFW.

The rules:
No more than three prompts to a single fandom
No more than five prompts at a time
No spoilers in the prompts and if your fill has spoilers, please warn and and leave at least three spaces

Format:
Fandom, Character, Prompt
Fandom, Character/Character, Prompt

Examples:
Leverage, Eliot, i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Sherlock, any, I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Author's choice, "so explain again why im purple" "no"

Nothing inspiring you today? Why not go through the lonely prompts?

Have a good weekend, and sorry about the double post earlier (this post turned on the LJ spam filter for me for some reason)!

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Comments

Avengers: Tony + Clint, friends

[anotherfngrl.livejournal.com]

"So, explain again why I'm purple?" Clint asks dangerously.

"No," Tony tells him again, carefree as ever.

"You'd better not just be fucking with me, Stark!" he insists.

"Okay. You're tiny, way down there. Tasha's got the hair- that's easy to spot. And unless there's a lot of flags around, Cap's easy to find too. But we can never find you until it's almost too late. The purple blends well with the shadows, but it's distinct enough to let Thor, Hulk or I spot you in a hurry if we need to extract you," Tony argues reasonably.

Clint nods, then his eyes narrow. "You made that up on the spot."

"Well, yeah, but it's actually pretty sound logic. And I have been working on a way to keep from losing you- your hiding places are going to be your undoing, Hawkeye. It's all well and good that they can't find you, but neither can we!" Tony tells him, frustrated.

"Purple helmet," Clint says suddenly.

"Wha?" Tony cocks his head, waiting for an explanation.

"Leave the helmet purple, make the rest of it black. Easier to hide, but if you guys are looking down at me, you'll still be able to spot it," Clint concedes.

"Sound plan, Barton. Didn't know you had it in you," Tony grins, pleased. He's won his bet with Bruce- the other scientist had said he'd never be able to get Clint into purple for battle. He hadn't specified how much purple. And this means he gets to make Bruce's Hulk-shorts purple too. Tony's life is kind of awesome.

"Yeah, just get the rest of this shit re-painted or dyed or whatever," Clint tells him, stripping out of his redesigned costume and back into his jeans.

Tony considers putting it off until after the next mission, but he doesn't want to risk Clint insisting on going out in his old stuff. He's made major improvements to Clint's body armor, and the archer needs them. So he sends the suit off to the fabrication area to be painted and goes back to testing the bright purple stretch fabric he's been experimenting with for Bruce, wondering idly if he could get Natasha into something besides black.

Re: Avengers: Tony + Clint, friends

[lmx-v3point3.livejournal.com]

Brilliant Tony-voice. I can just hear him here.