“Castiel.” Dean knocked on the door of the bathroom. He had tried to be understanding today as the newly-turned-human got used to life as a mortal. It was after all his fault that Cas fell from grace. Still, patience never was one of the Winchester's virtues. “We were supposed to meet Sam at the bar an hour ago. Are you still trying to figure out how to shave?”
“No. I figured that out.”
“Than what is it?” He sighed, rubbing his forehead. Cas was going to be the death of him, if he wasn't the death of Cas first. “We really have to go--”
“I have a penis, Dean.”
Dean stood there, taken aback. He raised his eyebrows, not know if he caught that right.
Castiel opened the door a crack. His eyes were wide, edging on surprise and shock. “I have a penis, Dean. I've never had one before. Angels have no need for genitals. And this is very.. new. I think I have discovered a new understanding of why male humans think with their 'other brain'.”
“Okay then.” Dean didn't know what else to say and could only nod slowly. Then, he recovered and smirked. “I'll let the two of you get acquainted then.”
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Date: 2009-05-17 04:07 am (UTC)“No. I figured that out.”
“Than what is it?” He sighed, rubbing his forehead. Cas was going to be the death of him, if he wasn't the death of Cas first. “We really have to go--”
“I have a penis, Dean.”
Dean stood there, taken aback. He raised his eyebrows, not know if he caught that right.
Castiel opened the door a crack. His eyes were wide, edging on surprise and shock. “I have a penis, Dean. I've never had one before. Angels have no need for genitals. And this is very.. new. I think I have discovered a new understanding of why male humans think with their 'other brain'.”
“Okay then.” Dean didn't know what else to say and could only nod slowly. Then, he recovered and smirked. “I'll let the two of you get acquainted then.”