Bite Sized Bits of Fic

"I swear, guys, if any of you put a cutesy costume on my pet ONE MORE TIME... I will not be held responsible for my actions."

"Aw, come on, it's so much fun. And Tony's miniature Iron Man suit was both hilarious and tasteful."

"He'd have done better to work on his own suit."

"He did. He made forty suits. This was a relatively normal thing - for him."

"My dog. Does not. Fly well. No. More. Costumes."

"Fine, fine. But you can break it to Steve. He and Mini-Cap are outside playing Frisbee right now."