T for language; deliberately leaving the names out because what's the fun in it otherwise? :)
"We should tread carefully. We would not wish to disturb the spirits of those who died here." "Is he serious? Are you serious?" "This was the site of a great battle, was it not?" "Yeah..." "Then the spirits of the slain may be lingering. We should take care to not anger them." "You don't actually believe in ghosts, do you?" "It is not a matter of belief. When the body dies, the spirit remains until it is sent on, or chooses to pass on. If I did not believe this, it would not make it cease to occur." "Well, technically--" "Stark." "Look, I'm just saying, the alien from the super advanced society believes in ghosts. This is a little weird for me." "I take it that humans cannot sense them?" "No, we can't." "Are you saying you can?" "I am not well-versed in magic of the spirit, but I may feel them if I concentrate." "Are you concentrating right now?" "No. They may not wish me to do so, and could take offense." "You're fucking with us. He's fucking with us." "Could you ask them if they'd be alright with us looking around? We just want to know what happened here." "It would be better if we had a proper oracle perform such a task." "I don't have any oracles in my address book." "Me neither." "I forgot to invite the one who works in HR." "Can you give it a shot? We're not going to blame you if anyone gets possessed." "It would most likely be me they would possess--" "Oh." "Uh, in that case--" "--but I will try."
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Date: 2014-05-15 06:27 pm (UTC)"We should tread carefully. We would not wish to disturb the spirits of those who died here."
"Is he serious? Are you serious?"
"This was the site of a great battle, was it not?"
"Yeah..."
"Then the spirits of the slain may be lingering. We should take care to not anger them."
"You don't actually believe in ghosts, do you?"
"It is not a matter of belief. When the body dies, the spirit remains until it is sent on, or chooses to pass on. If I did not believe this, it would not make it cease to occur."
"Well, technically--"
"Stark."
"Look, I'm just saying, the alien from the super advanced society believes in ghosts. This is a little weird for me."
"I take it that humans cannot sense them?"
"No, we can't."
"Are you saying you can?"
"I am not well-versed in magic of the spirit, but I may feel them if I concentrate."
"Are you concentrating right now?"
"No. They may not wish me to do so, and could take offense."
"You're fucking with us. He's fucking with us."
"Could you ask them if they'd be alright with us looking around? We just want to know what happened here."
"It would be better if we had a proper oracle perform such a task."
"I don't have any oracles in my address book."
"Me neither."
"I forgot to invite the one who works in HR."
"Can you give it a shot? We're not going to blame you if anyone gets possessed."
"It would most likely be me they would possess--"
"Oh."
"Uh, in that case--"
"--but I will try."