Wednesday - Crossovers

[caz251.livejournal.com]

Happy Wednesday everyone, I am your guest host this week caz251. Today's theme is crossovers. Those story prompts that refuse to stay within one fandom, spawning fics that cross more than one different fandom universe.

The rules still haven't changed:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
No spoilers in prompts.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space.

Prompts should be formatted as follows:
Fandom, Character+/Character, Prompt

Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Harry Potter/Torchwood, Draco/Harry + Ianto, "You not only have to deal with muggles but aliens as well, why didn't you take that Ministry job?"
+ CSI/NCIS, Greg + Abby, Lab rats who know how to party.
+ Harry Potter/Ouran High School Host Club, Harry/Takashi, cherry blossom.

Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Visit the lonely prompt archive and brighten someone’s day. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community.

tag= crossover

Comments

[caz251.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter/Torchwood, Draco/Harry + Ianto, "You not only have to deal with muggles but aliens as well, why didn't you take that Ministry job?"

[caz251.livejournal.com]

CSI/NCIS, Greg + Abby, Lab rats who know how to party.

[caz251.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter/Ouran High School Host Club, Harry/Takashi, cherry blossom.

[daria234.livejournal.com]

Arrow/Revenge, any, like minds (Emily and Oliver? Nolan and Diggle or Felicity? Moira and anyone?)

[daria234.livejournal.com]

Leverage/Chuck, Eliot/Casey, taking a break from their respective (open) relationships with Hardison/Parker and Sarah/Chuck

[daria234.livejournal.com]

Buffy/Arrow, Faith or Willow/Sara or Felicity, visit to Starling City

[daria234.livejournal.com]

Avengers/Leverage, Eliot/Steve or Tony/Hardison or Sophie/Natasha, friends with benefits

[daria234.livejournal.com]

Political Animals/Avengers, TJ/Steve, TJ is dating Captain America (but an AU where Bucky Barnes looks totally different from TJ, so that has nothing to do with why Steve is interested)

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Indiana Jones/Fullmetal Alchemist 2003/CoS, Indy, Edward(+Alphonse), The kids were crazy, showing up in ____ like they did.

[falkner]

DC/Marvel, Batman (Bruce Wayne) + Captain America (Steve Rogers), they meet again after Cap's revival

(Taking the Batman/Captain America comic from '96 as reference, so play with ages and timelines as much as you want to make it work)

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Iron Man/Leverage, Parker+JARVIS, Breaking into the Stark Mansion is a real challenge.

[falkner]

DC/Marvel, Batman (Dick Grayson) + Captain America (Bucky Barnes), dealing with the loss of their old mentor and the responsibility of having to replace them

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Peter Pan/Fullmetal Alchemist, Peter+Edward+Alphonse+Winry, If Peter had found them prior to the boys attempting to bring Trisha back

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

BtVS/Burn Notice, Faith+Micheal (or ensemble), "This is my job. It's what I do." "This time, you have help. Get used to it."

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Frasier/Any, Frasier+Any, Frasier tries to deal with _____'s issues on his radio show.

MCU/Frasier, Steve/various

[daria234.livejournal.com]

"Everyone I know is dead, doc," the voice on the phone said mournfully.

"I'm so sorry to hear that, Steve."

"Well, not everyone. My ex-girlfriend has Alzheimer's."

"I'm sorry, Steve. I must say, I'm surprised. You sound much younger than your experiences suggest. How old are you?"

"That's complicated. Also, I thought my ex-boyfriend was dead, but he's not."

"Oh, well I suppose that's good news. Must give you some hope."

"He wants to kill me."

"Oh. You don't mean literally, do you? Because a stalker is something to take seriously."

"I just want him back."

"Now, you can't stay in a dysfunctional relationship. Let's look at why you want to be in this relationship so badly."

"It's their fault we aren't together."

"Whose fault?"

"... I can't say. But they're real jerks."

"I'm... sure. Listen, Steve, there are many people who feel like they're trapped in bad relationships. You're not alone."

"It's like, sometimes he drops by and we have sex and it's great but right after he leaves right away without saying a word. I have no idea what he's thinking."

"I must be frank with you, Steve, because I care. He is only in it for the sex."

"You don't know him! He would do anything for me."

"Anything except spend the night?"

"He's going through a difficult time. You wouldn't understand."

"I see. Well, Steve, it sounds like you know what your choices are. You can continue with this man, knowing that he's never going to change, or you can try to have something better for yourself. Is there anyone else you can think of who might be better for you?"

"I don't know, people at work are always trying to fix me up with this guy."

"Is this because they don't like your ex?"

"Yeah, they're all scared of him. Anyway, my friends always want me to go out with this guy, he's really smart, like a genius at technology and stuff."

"And are you attracted to him?"

"Well, it's kind of weird, because I made out with his father once."

"Steve, I'm beginning to think that you and your crowd have some boundary issues that you need to work on."

"Yeah. Tell me about it. Hey, as a professional, does it make me sick that I'm turned on by a metal arm?"

"Well, no, fetishes are a common experience and if indulged in healthy relationships are a perfectly rewarding way to experience sexuality. But if your fetish is a reason for staying in a bad relationship, then I don't think that's wise, Steve."

"That's not the reason. It's just a bonus."

"Okay. Well, let's get to the real issue. What do you want for yourself, Steve? What do you want in life?"

"I want him back."

(Long sigh). "Well, Steve, unless you can bring yourself to want something else, unless you tell yourself you deserve better, you'll keep having the same problems."

"Yeah, well, I don't run from a fight."

"I'm sure you don't, Steve. But this conversation has made me a bit sad. I suggest you contact a professional who can meet with you regularly. Your problems are bigger than a radio show host like myself can address in a few minutes."

"Okay. Thanks, doc."

"My good wishes to you, Steve."

Re: MCU/Frasier, Steve/various

[falkner]

"Hey, as a professional, does it make me sick that I'm turned on by a metal arm?"
That's when I totally lost it. Great fic.

[daria234.livejournal.com]

"I've done my research on you. You're the best, and I only hire the best," Tony said.

Eliot frowned and crossed his arms. Hardison replied, "If you did your research, you know that we don't work for giant corporations. Not even for an early sample of StarkGlass." Eliot elbowed him and he added, "Or anything else."

"I know you can hear me!" Parker whispered angrily at the ceiling.

Eliot looked questioningly at Hardison, who shrugged.

Tony continued, "But I need someone to make sure Hammer doesn't weaponize the tech he stole from me. It's a classic good guy mission. And I need someone who makes sure nobody gets hurt in the process. That's what you do. By the way, it's Hardison, right? Awesome job on that NSA hack last fall, beautiful code, really."

Hardison grinned and poked Eliot. "Iron Man thinks my work is awesome!" Eliot growled at him, and he added, "Uh, but we still won't work for you."

Parker pointed a finger at the ceiling. "Don't think I've forgotten."

"Okay," Eliot whispered to Hardison, "Even for her...."

"Wait, do you know JARVIS?" Tony asked her, confused.

"We have indeed met, sir," JARVIS said.

"Who's that?" Eliot asked.

"One of my AIs," Tony answered.

Hardison's eyes lit up. "Wait, seriously?"

"You know what? Kiss my ass!" Parker said to the ceiling.

"As that would be physically impossible for me, I'm afraid I must decline," JARVIS said with an amused tone.

"He always acts like that!" Parker said to the others.

"Wait, how do you know JARVIS exactly?"

"From when I broke into your house to steal that giant painting of the octopus!" she said, exasperated.

"What?" Tony said, brow furrowed.

JARVIS said, "Ms. Parker has come closer to any other thief to successfully breaking into your mansion. Her cleverness and perseverance were so impressive that I offered to let her have the painting as a sign of truce."

"Do you even know who I am?" Parker yelled. "I don't need anyone to LET me win!"

"Wait," Tony said, "JARVIS, you were going to intentionally give the thief my property."

"Sir, nobody likes that painting," JARVIS said in a long-suffering tone.

"Not the point!" Tony and Parker said in unison.

Parker added, "I'm a thief! Not a ... person who goes around... trying to steal until someone gives her a painting... I don't need your pity art, you jackwad!"

"My girlfriend is frenemies with a full-personality artificial intelligence. This is the hottest thing in the history of the world," Hardison said, and Eliot gave him an annoyed look.

"Okay, I think we better get out of here," Eliot intervened then. "Parker takes exception when her professional reputation is insulted."

"You're a dick!" Parker yelled at the ceiling.

"You know, JARVIS likes you," Tony said to her. "I can tell. I think it's because you treat him like you would a person."

"He's exactly like a person," Parker said.

"Thank you," Tony said.

"I hate people. People, with their houses and their 'Hey how are you's and their stupid punchable faces. Hey, JARVIS! Why don't you get a face so I can punch it?!" she yelled.

"I will put that on my self-improvement list, Ms. Parker," JARVIS replied.

"Really? You're mocking me? Hey, wanna see if I can steal an AI?" she said.

"Okay, we're definitely going now," Eliot said, dragging an angry Parker and a delighted Hardison out. "Mr. Stark, the answer to your offer is no."

[tigriswolf]

Highlander/Pirates of the Caribbean, Methos + Jack Sparrow, "It's been a long time, Captain."

[tigriswolf]

Dark Knight trilogy/Avengers movieverse, Bane + Winter Soldier, at some point, Talia al Ghul acquired the Winter Soldier; he is one of Bane’s greatest disciples

[tigriswolf]

Amazing Spider-Man movies/Highlander, Gwen Stacy, she wakes up

[tigriswolf]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Teen Wolf (TV), Xander (+ Stiles), he could’ve been an emissary (also, he’s got a nephew (or a cousin?) in Beacon Hills that needs help)

[tigriswolf]

Arrow (CW)/DCU movies, Oliver Queen + Jason Todd, “We’re more alike than we’re not.”

Re: MCU/Frasier, Steve/various

[lil-1337.livejournal.com]

That is awesome! Poor Steve, he really does have issues.

[ivotedforsaxon.livejournal.com]

Revolution/any, Miles/Bass + any, they had met plenty of interesting people after the Blackout, but this is the most interesting person they've met so far.