“Mr Cumberbatch, please come out, you’re needed for the next shoot.”
“I can’t. How can I go and be a big scary dragon when I’m terrified that nasty Thorin will shout at me? He’ll yell at me and all I’ll want to do is give him his gold back. I’m not coming.”
“Please Mr Cumberbatch. And I know we’re using CGI, but try to remember that Smaug wouldn’t have sucked his thumb.”
Suck, suck. “No!”
“What if we ask nice Mr Armitage to tone it down a bit?”
“Well, perhaps. If my teddy bear can come on set with me.”
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Date: 2014-06-27 04:09 pm (UTC)“I can’t. How can I go and be a big scary dragon when I’m terrified that nasty Thorin will shout at me? He’ll yell at me and all I’ll want to do is give him his gold back. I’m not coming.”
“Please Mr Cumberbatch. And I know we’re using CGI, but try to remember that Smaug wouldn’t have sucked his thumb.”
Suck, suck. “No!”
“What if we ask nice Mr Armitage to tone it down a bit?”
“Well, perhaps. If my teddy bear can come on set with me.”