Monday, 1/5/15 - Texts from Last Night (37 unfilled) - first half

Date: 2015-01-12 06:59 am (UTC)
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Any superhero fandom, any +/ any, (336):
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit

any, any, "Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice"

any, any, "Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?"

Any, Any, (256): ‘in an unhealthy relationship’ should def be an fb option

author's choice, author's choice, Drank your wedding present. Sorry

author's choice, author's choice, So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

author's choice, author's choice,
(404):
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404):
Two?
(404):
Two.

any, any, (503) Is her dick bigger than yours?

Any, any, (810): "We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock."

Any, any +/any, (480): "you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you."

Any, any+/any, (206): "Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too."

Any, any +/any, (760): "Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?"

Any, any +/any, (402): "It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off."

Any, any, (602): I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...

Any, Any female, its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like

Any, Any, I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face!

Avengers movieverse, Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes,
(808): Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
(1-808): To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.

The Avengers, any+any (or canon pairings)(919):
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
(1-919):
We're showing the video later bring pizza

Batman: TAS, Harley Quinn/Batman, (704): but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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