A/N: Small and cracky. Maybe funny, though? “You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!”
“Jason, this is Gotham. Where do you really expect to find sharks?”
“The Joker gets sharks. I want sharks with laser beams.”
“Right. We'll get you some as soon as that nasty little concussion of yours is gone,” Dick said, forcing him to sit back down. “And in the meantime, someone's going to make sure that's just your usual amount of crazy and not some kind of drug.”
“I don't have to be drugged to want sharks with laser on their heads.”
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Small Fill DCU Jason Todd + Dick Grayson
Date: 2015-01-18 10:08 pm (UTC)“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!”
“Jason, this is Gotham. Where do you really expect to find sharks?”
“The Joker gets sharks. I want sharks with laser beams.”
“Right. We'll get you some as soon as that nasty little concussion of yours is gone,” Dick said, forcing him to sit back down. “And in the meantime, someone's going to make sure that's just your usual amount of crazy and not some kind of drug.”
“I don't have to be drugged to want sharks with laser on their heads.”
“Sadly, no, but I kind of hope you are.”