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Greetings, Earthlings! Today is Friday. I’m [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] and this is my last day. I had a good time and I hope y’all did as well.

My final theme will be Horrible Pickup Lines. Prompts should have some relation to lines used to get someone past first base or not.

The rules are as follows:

1. No more than five prompts in a row.
2. No more than three prompts in a fandom.
3. Use the character's full name and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
4. If your prompt or fill contains anything that can be a trigger for the reader, please add a warning for that to give the reader the chance to decide if they want to read or not.
5. No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing. Use the spoiler cut option found here.
6. If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.

Prompts should be formatted as follows:
Fandom, Character+/Character, Prompt

Some examples to get the juices flowing:

Leverage, Parker, “How do you like your eggs?”
MCU, Tony Stark/ Natasha Romanov, “Is this a party for one or can anyone join?”
Supernatural, Dean/Castiel, “Did it hurt when you fell?”

We are now using AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2015 collection. See further notes on this new option here.

Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out the just created Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community.

While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.


tag=Horrible Pickup Lines
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Date: 2015-03-06 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daria234.livejournal.com
Any, any male/any male, do you think I'm good looking?

Date: 2015-03-06 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daria234.livejournal.com
MCU, Bruce/Tony, feel like an experiment?

Date: 2015-03-06 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daria234.livejournal.com
MCU, Steve/Bucky, I thought you had a date

Date: 2015-03-06 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daria234.livejournal.com
Any, any/any, what the hell is wrong with you?

Date: 2015-03-06 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daria234.livejournal.com
Any, any human character/any non-human character, why do humans always ______?

Date: 2015-03-06 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] healyg.livejournal.com
Any, Any, "What's your sign? Mine's 'Do Not Cross'."

Date: 2015-03-06 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamsofspike.livejournal.com
SPN, Dean/Crowley - "Your game could use some work, Your Highness."

Date: 2015-03-06 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamsofspike.livejournal.com
SPN, Sam/Cas - some douche hitting on human!Cas in a bar who is too pushy, Sam steps in :)

Date: 2015-03-06 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamsofspike.livejournal.com
SPN, Sam/Gabriel - a series of lines that make Sam laugh or make him groan... and then one that makes him pin Gabriel to the wall and have his way with him ;)

Date: 2015-03-06 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamsofspike.livejournal.com
Grimm, Nick/Monroe - Nick finds Monroe's corny lines adorable

Date: 2015-03-06 08:04 am (UTC)
falkner: [Ensemble Stars] [Kanzaki Souma] (Default)
From: [personal profile] falkner
DCU, Hal Jordan/any, Hal's only pick-up line "You've never flown with me."

Date: 2015-03-06 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doreyg.livejournal.com
DCU, Dick Grayson/Adult!Damian Wayne,

"Did it hurt?"
"Grayson."
"When you fell from heaven."
"Grayson."

Date: 2015-03-06 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doreyg.livejournal.com
Justice League Cartoon, Alwaysagirl!Wally West/Alwaysagirl!Bruce Wayne,

"Hey, girl. My feet are tired. Because I've been running through your dreams all night."
"...That doesn't even make any sense."


(I imagine girl!Wally as an Ally and girl!Bruce as Ruth, but I honestly don't mind if you want to go differently! ^^)

Date: 2015-03-06 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doreyg.livejournal.com
DCU, Conner Kent/Tim Drake, "how you doin'?"

Date: 2015-03-06 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doreyg.livejournal.com
Superman: TAS, Mercy Graves/Lois Lane, "nice dress, it'd look better on my floor."

Date: 2015-03-06 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doreyg.livejournal.com
The Flash (TV), Barry Allen/Leonard Snart, Barry only uses the geekiest of lines. He's starting to find that worryingly adorable

Date: 2015-03-06 09:27 am (UTC)
creepy_shetan: cropped color manga illustration of the inner and outer Sailor Senshi lying in a wide circle, their heads together (Dante + Vergil // JACKPOT)
From: [personal profile] creepy_shetan
Burn Notice, Mason Gilroy/Michael Westen, "What's a ___ like you doing in a place like this?"


(I'm rewatching his part of s3... for research...)
Edited Date: 2015-03-06 09:28 am (UTC)

Date: 2015-03-06 09:32 am (UTC)
creepy_shetan: cropped color manga illustration of the inner and outer Sailor Senshi lying in a wide circle, their heads together (GW // name your favorite number)
From: [personal profile] creepy_shetan
The Big Bang Theory, Howard Wolowitz + any, he's still the king of bad pickup lines

Date: 2015-03-06 09:33 am (UTC)
creepy_shetan: cropped color manga illustration of the inner and outer Sailor Senshi lying in a wide circle, their heads together (Murray + Robson // acceptable substitute)
From: [personal profile] creepy_shetan
author's choice, any + a wingman, "Haaaaave you met [name]?"

Date: 2015-03-06 09:38 am (UTC)
creepy_shetan: cropped color manga illustration of the inner and outer Sailor Senshi lying in a wide circle, their heads together (Gambit // real men energize in magenta)
From: [personal profile] creepy_shetan
X-Men(/author's choice), Remy LeBeau/any, "I can't believe that worked."


(The less likely the pairing, the better! o_<)

Date: 2015-03-06 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-little-dog.livejournal.com
Fullmetal Alchemist, Winry Rockbell/Edward Elric, "Can I polish your leg?"

Date: 2015-03-06 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-little-dog.livejournal.com
MCU, Tony Stark/Pepper Potts, "I like my coffee black, with one sugar."
"Why are you telling me?"
"So you can make it for me tomorrow morning."
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