Bite Sized Bits of Fic

“So that’s when I cursed the bitch,” said the old woman. “Served her right, for snubbing me at her wedding.”

“Your stories are so… interesting, Godmother,” said Ella. “Isn’t that right, Louis?”

Louis stood up. “I’m leaving.”

“Oh, but please stay!” cried Ella.

“Yeah, pretty rude to walk out when I’m in the zone,” huffed Ella’s godmother.

“No, I think I better go.”

Ella leaned into his ear. “Dearest, I love you greatly, so believe me when I say Godmother is not someone you want to piss off.”

He sat back down.

“Alright!” said Ella’s godmother. “So about that bitch…”