Dé Máirt: Incorrect Quotes
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classics_lover, and this fine, sunny Tuesday's theme will be Incorrect Quotes. I'm sure you've all seen Incorrect Quotes Tumblrs before, and today is based on that premise. Prompts must include words that definitely did not come out of your chosen characters' mouths, but could have. (Also, if anyone wants to include a link to their sources that would be awesome^^)
Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing, or use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.
Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ MCU, Tony Stark (+ any/ies), Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking.
+ Assassin's Creed, Altaïr ibn La'Ahad, Where falls my shadow, falls my blade.
+ Historic RPF, “Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!” Julius Caesar, to Brutus
We are now using AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2016 collection. See further notes on this new option here.
Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out the just created Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community.
While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.
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classics_lover, and this fine, sunny Tuesday's theme will be Incorrect Quotes. I'm sure you've all seen Incorrect Quotes Tumblrs before, and today is based on that premise. Prompts must include words that definitely did not come out of your chosen characters' mouths, but could have. (Also, if anyone wants to include a link to their sources that would be awesome^^)Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing, or use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.
Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ MCU, Tony Stark (+ any/ies), Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking.
+ Assassin's Creed, Altaïr ibn La'Ahad, Where falls my shadow, falls my blade.
+ Historic RPF, “Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!” Julius Caesar, to Brutus
We are now using AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2016 collection. See further notes on this new option here.
Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out the just created Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community.
While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.
tag=Incorrect Quotes
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Date: 2016-07-19 11:08 am (UTC)(via http://incorrectmarvelquotes.tumblr.com/)
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Date: 2016-07-19 11:09 am (UTC)(via http://incorrectassassinscreedquotes.tumblr.com/)
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Date: 2016-07-19 11:10 am (UTC)(via http://incorrecthistoryquotes.tumblr.com/)
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Date: 2016-07-19 11:13 am (UTC)Varric: I envy you. I’ve never been able to meet me.
(via http://incorrectdragonage.tumblr.com/)
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Date: 2016-07-19 11:34 am (UTC)Hermione: What does Ginny think about everything?
Harry: I don't know, I try not to bother her about this kind of stuff.
Hermione: You mean like your thoughts and feelings?
Harry: Yeah.
(via http://incorrectharrypotterquotes.co.vu/)
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Date: 2016-07-19 12:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-07-19 12:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-07-19 12:35 pm (UTC)Bucky: What do you mean, no?
Steve: I mean I'm not saying goodbye.
Bucky: I'm saying it anyway.
Steve: Then I'm not listening.
Bucky: Yeah, but pretty soon I won't even know who you are.
Steve: Well I'll remind you.
Bucky: Yeah but I don't want you to see me like that. I want you to remember me as I am, as your friend.
Steve: NOT happening.
Bucky: Please.
Steve: You're stuck with me, Bucky, just accept it.
(Stargate: Atlantis)
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Date: 2016-07-19 12:57 pm (UTC)"You must have really missed me to go through all this trouble....nice Lightsaber by the way" [Stargate Altantis]
Sorry I needed to add the ultimate Phallic diss from my show into the star wars verseno subject
Date: 2016-07-19 01:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-07-19 01:05 pm (UTC)Kylo Ren: Your son is gone. He was weak and foolish like his father so I destroyed him.
Han Solo: Tell that to kanjiklub.
http://incorrectstarwarsquotes.tumblr.com/
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Date: 2016-07-19 01:08 pm (UTC)"I know you’re not a hugger, May. But if you were, I’d wrap myself around you like a leather jacket made of love."
http://incorrectaosquotes.tumblr.com/
empty space, harry/ginny, hermione, pg-13, post-book pre-epilogue
Date: 2016-07-19 02:02 pm (UTC)Those times still linger in the back of their minds; Harry has nightmares, Hermione is paranoid and careful, always looking over her shoulder. And Harry's too, for that matter. Into his business.
"I don't know; I try not to bother her about this kind of stuff." Harry knows Ginny has her own set of worries to deal with; he can't put his own into words, let alone burden her with it. She spends at least one night at home every week; Ron said they tried not to leave their mother alone, after Fred, and Harry's been drawn into the rotation, once or twice, under the guise of needing actual food.
"You mean like your thoughts and feelings?" Hermione makes it sound disapproving, as if of course Harry should be telling Ginny that he dreams he wakes up in a tent, looking into the eyes of a headless snake, not knowing if it's the wind or Parseltongue that he hears.
"Yeah," says Harry. "Those." He leans back; he always gets butterbeer, never touches it. "I dunno, Hermione, I feel like home, with Ginny, it's a place where all that isn't, if you know what I mean." He can tell Hermione doesn't get it; she deals with Ron, and they never seem to forget. But he goes home, tired, with all these things in his head from work, the nightmares, and they don't talk; the silence fills all the gaps and feels sort of like a blanket, warm and cosy and dark underneath, safe.
"You should talk to her, though." Hermione says, and for once she's the first to leave. Harry watches her go, head down but looking left and right, her hands moving if she has to stand still.
Harry thinks, if he lets it all back out of the deep dark hole he shoved it in, he'll end up like her. He figures Ginny knows enough, what with being there, enough to decide she doesn't want to know the rest. Leaning back in the booth, he can see a flash of red hair through the window. He expects it to be Ron, late as always and sputtering that he'd managed to miss his own wife. Instead, it's Ginny, and she nudges him until he moves over, making enough room for her.
"So this is where you all go every week," she says, and of course she would have noticed her husband, brother and sister-in-law all being late on the same night. Harry probably should have figured that out earlier, and came up with an explanation. "Does it help?" she says, and she pulls the glass towards her without asking.
"Not really," Harry says. "I think it helps them, though."
"Good," Ginny says. "Mum wants everyone over tonight; you ready?"
"Yeah," says Harry. "Let's go." He lets Ginny pull him out onto the street and away from people, back to where there are no crowds, no people pointing, and he can just be, without everyone's expectations.
He never needed to tell Ginny he preferred the quiet.
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Date: 2016-07-19 02:08 pm (UTC)(From here: http://incorrectflashquotes.tumblr.com/post/137359827312/he-will-never-be-satisfied-i-will-never-be)
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Date: 2016-07-19 02:11 pm (UTC)Vader: Once again, you are my biological children.
Leia: And once again, I don't believe you.
(From here (but altered): http://incorrectstarwarsquotes.tumblr.com/post/136770500164/vader-once-again-you-are-my-biological)
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Date: 2016-07-19 02:13 pm (UTC)Tony Stark: I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I’m God, or truth is relative. And in either case: booyah!
Steve Rogers: The average person has a much harder time saying “booyah” to moral relativism.
(From here: http://incorrectmarvelquotes.tumblr.com/post/119198352275/tony-stark-i-discovered-at-a-very-early-age-that)
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Date: 2016-07-19 02:16 pm (UTC)(while Bruce trains the Robins)
Tim Drake: I’m never gonna catch my breath.
Damian Wayne: Say goodbye to those who knew me.
Jason Todd: Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym.
Commissioner Gordon: This guy’s got ‘em scared to death!
Stephanie Brown: Hope he doesn’t see right through me.
Dick Grayson: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
Bruce Wayne: BE A MAN.
(From here: http://incorrectbatmanquotes.tumblr.com/post/147641563964/while-bruce-trains-the-robins-tim-drake-im)
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Date: 2016-07-19 02:33 pm (UTC)Clint Barton: If I was dying, could I do this?
Kate Bishop: What are you doing?
Clint Barton: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
(From here: http://incorrectmarvelcomicsquotes.tumblr.com/post/146403913622/incorrect-marvel-comics-quote)
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Date: 2016-07-19 02:55 pm (UTC)Han: You like me? You like my personality?
Leia: I was surprised, too.
Re: empty space, harry/ginny, hermione, pg-13, post-book pre-epilogue
Date: 2016-07-19 02:57 pm (UTC)Fill. Stargate: Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay. Wing!AU.
Date: 2016-07-19 03:53 pm (UTC)Rodney was honestly afraid to move from his spot on the balcony overlooking it all.
“Uh, you planning to help get the kids settled?”
He braved a look to John, who had sidled up beside him, and shook his head. “Can't.”
“Why?”
“Because there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere and somehow the SGC intends me to put these morons to work in a lab with equipment that could kill them.”
The smirk that lit John's face did not help.
“I'm serious! Or do you not forget the time Matthers nearly got electrocuted because he couldn't read a simple warning sign!” Rodney stopped himself from listing the six other idiots who'd done the same thing during the course of that experiment.
Below them, someone dropped a box labeled Fragile! Glass! Handle with Care! and the sound of smashing glass made Rodney grimace: there went the beakers, tubes, and rods Carson and Jennifer had finally managed to get approved.
John pat him on the shoulder. “Well, to be fair, we were all pretty much morons when we got here and we managed to survive.”
“Yes. Because we have brains! I mean, yours is slowly being eaten by that ridiculous hair, but...”
“Aw, Rodney, I love you, too.”
“Shut up.”
That insufferable smirk back, John pushed off the banister and said, “Come on, I'll start sorting the kids while you put the fear of God in them.”
Re: Fill. Stargate: Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay. Wing!AU.
Date: 2016-07-19 04:00 pm (UTC)Poor Rodney. What's he supposed to do in the face of all that ignorance? ::smirks:: Forget the fear of God. They'll be getting the fear of McKay...if they weren't already briefed about that back at the SGC. Ha!
Thank you so much for this! I love it!
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Date: 2016-07-19 04:01 pm (UTC)Kylo: Can you move your seat up?
Hux: No.
(source: Civil War)
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Date: 2016-07-19 04:04 pm (UTC)Hux: How do we keep it light and breezy? I know! A comprehensive set of rules.
Ren: How am I attracted to you? Doesn’t matter. I am. Go.
(source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
(** Substituting any/Han is also perfectly okay with me!)
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Date: 2016-07-19 04:06 pm (UTC)Bucky: Stark.
Tony: Barnes.
Bucky: You look nice.
Tony: Thank you. So do I.
Bucky: [to Steve] Now I see what you're always talking about.
(source: Suits)