Monday - Crack!

[ravensword.livejournal.com]

Greetings comment fic lovers! I'm here with a last minute pinch hit while we sort out some things.

Today is Monday, and to drive out those monday blues, I thought we'd go with some good old fashioned Crack.

Yes, you heard me. Make us laugh until we cry. Put all our favorite characters into ridiculous situations, muddy them up, impregnate them, put them in spandex or give them a whacky disease that makes them tell the truth...or nothing but lies, turn them into puppies or unicorns, puppets, make them invisible, give them weird super powers...bring it on!

Follow the rules, and please format your prompts properly:

Supernatural, Sam/Dean, Dean suddenly has the ability to make men naked with a thought. But only men he's attracted to.

Leverage, Eliot/Nate/Hardison, Eliot can only tell the truth, Hardison can only lie, somehow they have to make Nate believe them

RPS/Leverage/Angel, Chris Kane/Eliot Spencer/Lindsey, Chris & Lindsey are invisible and following Eliot around

Go forth and fic!

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[lilithisbitter.livejournal.com]

Dr. Horrible, Cast, The one where they were born as the opposite gender.

[ravensword.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Sam/Dean, Dean suddenly has the ability to make men naked with a thought. But only men he's attracted to.

[ravensword.livejournal.com]

Leverage, Eliot/Nate/Hardison, Eliot can only tell the truth, Hardison can only lie, somehow they have to make Nate believe them

[ravensword.livejournal.com]

RPS/Leverage/Angel, Chris Kane/Eliot Spencer/Lindsey, Chris & Lindsey are invisible and following Eliot around

[dametokillfor.livejournal.com]

Supernatural - Authors choice (although I'm a Dean/Cas shipper) - for some reason, I'd like to see them airing out their problems on a crazy ass talk show.

[mariana-oconnor.livejournal.com]

Merlin, Merlin/Arthur, superhero!AU, Together they're Captain Oblivious and Useless-Excuse Boy - they fight crime.

Okay, so Merlin's superhero name is appalling, but I couldn't think of anything better - if you want to change it to something more amusing, feel free.

[amathela.livejournal.com]

Wizards Of Waverly Place, author's choice (Justin/Alex more than welcome), for some reason, everything Max says starts coming true; this is not a good thing

[elwing-alcyone.livejournal.com]

Fatal Frame, Kirie/Mafuyu, omnomnom

[ravensword.livejournal.com]

RPS, JDM/Christian Kane, Chris gets turned into a frog.

[samueljames]

Torchwood, team fic, everybody starts speaking without censoring their thoughts. What secrets will be revealed?

[momma-66.livejournal.com]

NCIS, team, Penguins of Madagascar

[ravensword.livejournal.com]

SGA, John/Ronon, Ronon thinks he's a girl (for whatever reason) *bonus points if he wears pink and wants a tutu*

[samueljames]

NCIS, Tony/Tim, transported to the land of Oz.

[ravensword.livejournal.com]

Being Human, George/Mitchell, "I don't think THIS has ever happened before"

[jemzamia.livejournal.com]

Torchwood, Team, Lady Gaga is an alien

[emerald-embers.livejournal.com]

"Goddamnit, Dean!"

It's the seventh time today and at this point Sam's considering giving up altogether on attempting to leave the motel.

"It's involuntary!"

See, here's the thing. Sam had walked in the previous day and found Dean alternating between laughing and grunting in an overly happy manner when watching the T.V., and it was far, far too long before Sam realised that there were an awful lot more naked people on T.V. than usual. And not on Skinemax either.

The worst thing is, they still haven't worked out where the clothes go. And it's getting expensive; Castiel turned up to give Dean the lowdown on where the other angels were scanning for him at the moment, stared with an intense, slow, quiet horror as he lowered both hands to confirm he needed to cover his modesty before commencing with doing so, and had left sharply after, likely to find another outfit like Jimmy's. Or, well, as close to it as he could manage.

Sam - because Dean was, as ever, a horny bastard who didn't know how to not think about sex, regardless of circumstance - was bearing the worst of this, whatever it was. He'd given up putting on jeans, but damnit, if Dean couldn't keep himself together long enough for Sam to run outside in a towel, then they had serious problems; not least because apparently this wasn't a visual proximity thing. Dean had at least managed to get out to the Impala for a moment before whoomph! Sam's clothes, all gone again.

Sam didn't know if it was a witch or the Trickster or God in all his actual self having a crazy-weird sense of humour, but at least there was one bonus to it all.

Sam wasn't a patient guy either, and giving head had always been Dean's favourite non-vocal form of apology.

[leavesoflorien.livejournal.com]

Arthurian lit, Lancelot/Gawain, a quested object has greater reprecussions than expected

[leavesoflorien.livejournal.com]

Sherlock Holmes, Holmes/Watson, a sneaking suspicion that Watson might be gay - in which Holmes watches a little too closely

[leavesoflorien.livejournal.com]

SGA, Sheppard/McKay, the alien runs off with McKay's shoes - bonus points: how the science team (Miko, Zelenka, etc.) cope

[leavesoflorien.livejournal.com]

House, House/Wilson, an unintended discovery, a half-eaten sandwich, and a stethoscope

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

SGA/SG1, John/Cam, John really is an elf

[trinityday.livejournal.com]

Pirates of the Caribbean/The Muppets, Jack/Miss Piggy, maddeningly unhelpful

[trinityday.livejournal.com]

Pirates of the Caribbean/Doctor Who, TARDIS/Black Pearl, girl talk about frustrating captains

[wildchild111.livejournal.com]

Leverage, author's choice, "I just can't stop!"

[beautybecks.livejournal.com]

SG1/Care Bears, authors choice, SG1 finally meet the Furlings only to discover that they look talk and act like Care Bears