Bite Sized Bits of Fic

MCU, Bucky Barnes/Sam Wilson, introducing Bucky to a new food

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Lord of the Rings, Gimli/Legolas, campfire

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Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley, "I hate you" "I love you too"

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Supernatural, Benny Lafitte/Dean Winchester, reassurance

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Stargate Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Love is a symphony
We feel just deep inside
You And Me Forever by Kasanova

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Marvel Cinematic Universe, Tony Stark/Stephen Strange,

Tell myself I want that love
Tell myself not to fuck it up
You play it real cool though
(Lydia - Goodside)

Edited Date: 2018-06-01 03:40 pm (UTC)

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Stargate Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay/Teyla Emmagan/Ronon Dex, watching bad action films and falling asleep on the couch together

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BBC Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson + Molly Hooper, John and Molly have an honest conversation about their feelings for Sherlock

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Stargate Atlantis, Evan Lorne/Ronon Dex,

On an island in the sun
We’ll be playing and having fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can’t control my brain
(Weezer - Island in the Sun)

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Marvel Cinematic Universe, Avengers ensemble, summer barbecue at the Avengers Tower

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Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, Steve still puts the moves on Danny during movie nights even though he doesn't have to anymore

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Stargate Multiverse, Any, meeting your soulmate on another planet

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Stargate Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, someone sneaks an alien animal into the city and suddenly they're overrun, tribble style

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Marvel Cinematic Universe, Any + Stephen Strange, educating him on the care and feeding of Tony Stark

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Doctor Who, Ten/The Master(Simm!Master), some type of law enforcement! AU

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Marvel Cinematic Universe, Stephen Strange/Any+Any, someone is shocked to find out just WHO Stephen got mixed up with romantically, they'd never have expected him with THEM.

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BBC Sherlock, Gregory Lestrade/Any,

"When the pain cuts you deep
When the night keeps you from sleeping
Just look and you will see
That I will be your remedy"
(Adele)

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iceybreath.livejournal.com

Star Wars, Luke Skywalker/Kylo Ren, a darkness inside of you

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Marvel Cinematic Universe, Steve Rogers, unsafe all-American emotions (AO3 tag generator)

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Marvel Cinematic Universe, Rocket Raccoon + Bucky Barnes, Rocket actually does end up trying to steal Bucky’s arm

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Buffyverse, Angel(/any), (443): You can’t just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.

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Buffyverse, any slayer,
I tremble
They're gonna eat me alive
If I stumble
They're gonna eat me alive
Can you hear my heart
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer
(Metric, “Help I’m Alive”)

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Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, (814): What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as “unmarried partners.”
(423): Oh my god... you’re gay. Ps, its A.
(814): No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.

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DC, Barbara Gordon/Jason Todd, despite it all, we're still here

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MCU, Sam Wilson/Steve Rogers, "Don't you ever wish there was a male version of Ms. America?"

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DC, Harleen Quinzel/Pamela Isley, you make life worth living

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Disney, group of villains, constantly trying to one-up each other

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Disney/DC Super-Friends, group of Disney villains, they meet up like the Legion of Doom

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evil-little-dog.livejournal.com

Marvel Movieverse, Logan+/Rogue, Sultry as a long summer afternoon

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evil-little-dog.livejournal.com

Buffyverse, Angel+Dawn Summers/Connor , He has memories of babysitting her, now she's dating his son

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nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com

These Broken Wings (https://archiveofourown.org/works/14851713).

sherlockian_syn was instrumental in helping me come up with the soulmarks.

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Thanks to the both of you, because this is amazing!

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nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com

You are so welcome!

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Supernatural, Benny /samandirel /Dean Winchester, he needs us

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Mcu, bucky barns /Steve Rogers, retirement beach day

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Harry Potter, Luna lovegood / Draco malfoy , lawyers

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One direction rpf, zayn mailk /Harry styles coming out to the world

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Buffyverse, spike /harmony Kendall, start begging for forgiveness

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profshallowness.livejournal.com

(This is a MCU/The Incredibles crossover.)

Despite being technically her host and in a room full of people, most of whom are between them, Tony is glowering down at Edna Mode, wondering why Pepper invited her. (The answer is it's a charity auction, where some of Edna’s outfits are to be sold. Pepper knows that everybody will bid higher on Edna’s clothes if the designer herself is in the room to glare at them if she’s not satisfied with the amount.) Tony remembers every word of Mode’s's critique of the Mark VII suit. They stung, okay?

(It also stung that her firewalls were as good they were when he tried to pay her back. She's a clothes designer. For supers, but still.)

Mode tilts her head and rolls her eyes at him, before strutting away to find a place to smoke. Something someone said around him about the health hazards of smoking on comes to Tony's mind.

He then spins around.

"Were you hiding behind me?"

"No," Stephen Strange replies, as if Tony has said something ridiculous. (Strange is there because the charity in question is a hospital, and possibly because Pepper told him Christine Palmer would be attending when she invited him.)

"You were hiding behind me. Now what could cause you to do that?" Tony reviews the timing and realizes the Sorcerer Supreme scuttled behind him when Edna Mode came into the room, talking over some reality TV show star.

Tony's jaw drops in surprise and then comes right back up so he can grin in glee.

"Edna Mode. You were hiding from Edna Mode."

"I was not. There was a-a-"

"Disturbance in the force? Pfft." Tony waves his hand dismissively. "What did she do to you? Offer to design—no, you're blushing! Wait, were you and that overconfident hack banging?"

"No," Stephen mumbles in a voice that means the opposite.

Tony cackles. This is beautiful.

"Don't tell me, there was a lot of alcohol involved. Well, I can understand you avoiding her after something like that—" He notices how the Cloak of Levitation has wrapped itself protectively around Strange.

Strange sees him staring. "You've heard her on the subject of capes."

"Ah, yes. Well, instead of your next act being opening a portal to avoid her, let me take you to the bar. I'm going to need a drink when you spill all the gory details."

(Tony being Tony, it had never occurred to him that Edna wasn’t rolling her eyes at him.)

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evil-little-dog.livejournal.com

Ahahahahahaahhaahah!!!

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Crossover I didn't know I needed! This was great, Stephen and Tony both so in character. you filled the prompt in a delightful way I never saw coming, thank you so so much!

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profshallowness.livejournal.com

I'm so pleased you enjoyed what my brain went and did with your prompt. Thank you for both the prompt and the comment.

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profshallowness.livejournal.com

:) Thanks!

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daria234.livejournal.com

“How many of those have you had, Buck?” Sam asked with a smile.

Bucky made a slurping sound as he finished the last of his large double mocha triple espresso Frappuccino. “I don’t know, five? Ten? Coffee was so bitter in the old days, but this – this is delicious!”

“Of course it’s delicious, it’s basically a sugar torpedo. With triple caffeine. Are you going to be okay?” Sam said.

“I’m pretty sure I can handle a delightful beverage, Sam.”

--

At three in the morning that night:

“Sam, are you awake?”

“No. And I told you not to have that eleventh mocha. Now let me sleep!”

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daria234.livejournal.com

"Why are they driving around in circles?" Teyla asked.

"It's a race. A contest," Rodney explained.

"A sport," John asserted. "Racing is a sport."

"They're using their cars instead of fighting hand to hand?" Ronon said. "That seems weak. Why are Earth sports always so weak? You don't even have to be a great warrior to be a champion at these sports."

"That's not true," John said.

Ronon counted off. "Driving around in circles. Hitting a little ball with a stick. Hitting a slightly less small ball with a stick."

"Okay, maybe racing is debatable, but golf and baseball are definitely sports!" John objected.

"Golf is debatable too," Rodney said.

"I am still confused by this film," Teyla says. "These heavy, plodding fossil fuel vehicles are not very fast at all. And it is usually the slowest driver who becomes furious. The title seems very misleading."

"Look, just enjoy the exciting action scenes," John muttered.

Ronon let out a yawn.

John rolled his eyes, assuming it was on purpose. But by the time the next fistfight broke out onscreen, Ronon was already asleep, leaning against Rodney's shoulder. Rodney was doing work on his tablet, of course. Teyla was just starting to nod off.

John sighed. Bunch of philistines. Didn't know what they were missing.

An hour later, John woke up to the end credits music. He looked around and saw his team, piled on one another on the couch, all sleeping.

He guessed it really had been a long week.

"Okay, everyone, great movie!" he yelled. Mostly because Rodney was leaning on his leg, which had fallen asleep.

They all groaned. "Well, at least we finally saw one of these action movies."

"We don't have to do it again, do we?" Ronon said.

John smirked. "Well, there are like 8 of these movies. So yeah."

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daria234.livejournal.com

Text message from Stephen: Hey everyone, Tony and I are going to spend this week in his lab, working on a solution, maybe a science-magic hybrid weapon – anyone have any ideas to add? Thoughts?

Text message from Bruce: Aw, that sounds SOOO fun. Wish I could be there but I’m visiting Val next week. Yeah, so by the way, when Tony does science for more than 36 hours straight, you need to cut off the coffee supply. Like, seriously – at that point? You NEED. To. Cut. Off. His. Coffee.

Text message from Rhodey: And if he says vodka will help him think, it WON’T. At all. At MIT, he would say the vodka is to clear his head to work on our complex analysis homework, but then he would just drunk dial the dean or publicly urinate.

Text message from Pepper: And he should take his vitamins. And get lots of fiber!

Text message from Steve: Also he doesn’t get enough sleep – don’t let him wear himself out! He’ll argue with you that he doesn’t need sleep, so just offer to watch Star Trek Next Generation reruns with him, and then he’ll fall asleep on your shoulder. It’s very sweet.

Text message from Bruce: He likes fresh fruit for healthy snacks.

Text message from Natasha: He also likes strawberry jam filled doughnuts.

Text message from Rhodey: And Rice Krispy treats. And popcorn.

Text message from Steve: And pizza.

Text message from Pepper: And also he should eat a salad once in a while. And salmon and quinoa are very good for him – treats are fine, but his mood really improves when he regularly eats a well-balanced meal. Dessert or junk food is fine, but don’t let him eat that stuff instead of a real meal – he needs real food, and can have whatever sweets he wants after.

Text message from Tony: Guys, this is a GROUP text that I AM ON!!!!! I do not appreciate you talking about me like I’m some exotic zoo animal that requires special treatment and special food and my favorite tv shows and cuddles and constant attention and – okay wait, never mind, I actually think this sounds pretty good. Nicely done, friends.

Text message from Stephen: Thanks for the incredibly useful advice on our impending war, everyone. I don’t regret sending out that text at all.

Text message from Tony: Okay, guys, I just got an email from Wong about how Strange needs to take a bubble bath when he can’t relax.

Text message from Stephen: Having friends is the worst.

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Ahaha, poor (?) Bucky. Hopefully he learned his lesson about too much Starbucks :D

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