Friday Free-For-All

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Heya, folks, seasons greetings and all that crap. It be Friday, so we get some room to play today! The sky is the limit, as it were, except for a few rules we need to just remind y'all about:


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[chibifukurou]

Supernatural,Gabriel(/Sam),Gabriel watched God kill himself over the actions of his creations

Supernatural | Gabriel | The Fall of Man

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In the beginning, Daddy flipped on the proverbial lightswitch and said, "Okay, let's get crackin'!" And it was good or so the Bible tells us, 'cause it's totally the undisputed Word and everything in it is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, right? 'Course it is, 'cause you monkeys can't bear the thought of everything you know being a lie.

Thankfully, I don't really give a damn if you idiots can't bear something, so here's the real story.

So. God created Man and the angels got pissy, but this story ain't about them, so you can stop getting your panties in a wad, Dean. We tried the 'sympathy for the angels' tact and that didn't work, so sit down, shut up, and listen. Good boy.

Anyway. You see, Daddy had a lot of big plans for his new favorite kids, but, well, you give something free will, they're sure as hell gonna use it. He tried a few crowd control tactics, a flood here, a little thing called Sodom and Gomorrah, the Plagues of Egypt... You know, divine punishment. No one really got the memo. So Daddy sent moi to tell a little virgin that she was about to get knocked up by God and deliver unto the Earth, or whatever, a Messiah.

By the way, Mary took that a lot worse than the Bible says she did. She has a nasty right cross.

And so Jesus was born and died for all of your losers and then rose from the dead, and that was supposed to be the end of it. God's in His Heaven, all's right with the world and all that crap. Except humans are really friggin' dumb and it all just plunged downhill from there. Ever wonder why Old Testament God and New Testament God seem like to different fellas? 'Cause about the time Old became New, Daddy was getting really friggin' tired of you people. He wouldn't tell us that, of course, but I knew it. It was like watching your mom come home and get beaten by her deadbeat drunkard boyfriend, and no one wants to prod that can of worms, 'cause you'll just get the, "No, really, I can change him" speech or whatever.

So you wanna know why Daddy left the building, boys? You really wanna know? It's 'cause you broke His heart. He had such high hopes for humanity and you people just smashed those hopes to pieces with a hammer. That's why you're never gonna find Him and that's why there's no stopping this. Ever.

So nice job breaking it, heroes. Here endeth the lesson.

Re: Supernatural | Gabriel | The Fall of Man

[chibifukurou]

Oooooo! Thank you so much. This was wonderful and you got Gabriel's sarcasm so well.

Re: Supernatural | Gabriel | The Fall of Man

[hawk-dancing.livejournal.com]

Oh ouch, but coming from Gabriel (and you definitely have his voice down pat) this makes pefect sense.