Bite Sized Bits of Fic

The Man Who Fell to Earth, Thomas Jerome Newton, when in Rome, do as the Romans do

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Friday Foster, Madame Rena, trying to stay a step ahead of danger

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Any, any, quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever possible

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Halloween, Laurie Strode, PTSD

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Stargate Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, "Pink Flamingos"

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Stargate Atlantis, Evan Lorne/David Parrish, "Pink Flamingos"

Yes, same prompt a second time, because I might have to fill this for another challenge

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Stargate Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, "Fantastic Planet" (1973)

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due South, Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski, "The In-Laws" (1979)

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Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, "The Getaway"

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Stargate Multiverse, Any, Star Wars AU

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Marvel Cinematic Universe, Any, Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe. (Superman: The Movie)

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Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, American Graffiti AU

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Any, Any, "Toga party!" (Animal House)

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“It’s bad enough having to go to a toga party in the first place,” Harry Pierce objected. “But why did you bring him along?”

Adam grinned. “He does love a good party, and he’d have been very upset not to be able to join in.”

Malcolm, who was listening in, muttered, "Lucas would have hated it.”

“I know, but this fellow,” Adam fondled the head of the werewolf, who obligingly slobbered on the floor, “would have howled if I’d left him.”

“And he’s wearing a tablecloth,” Harry added.

“Well, yes. We did try a pillowcase, but it wasn’t big enough.”

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Werewolf in a toga? Yes, please! LOL! Thank you for the fill!

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Thank you - I'm glad you liked it!

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Stargate Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, John is a man inexplicably drawn to a particular location and Rodney is a scientist trying to understand some alien encounters (Close Encounters of the Third Kind)

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Any, any, chilling out and rewatching Star Wars A New Hope

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Prodigal Son, any, one of them is a Rocky Horror Picture Show fan

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Dani waited in the shadows cast by the big tree in Malcolm’s front yard, backpack on her shoulders. It was late and they had a mission, and she wished he’d hurry the hell up already.

“I’m coming down!” Malcolm whispered at the same time the tree branches started shaking. He was climbing down from his bedroom window.

Usually the sneaking around had to do with Dani’s Slayer duties, but tonight they were sneaking for a different reason. If Gil found out he’d have her training 24/7, which would put a crimp in her already negligible social life.

Malcolm dropped off the lowest branch, landing lightly on his feet. As usual, he was dressed more for a debate club competition than monster hunting. Dani was pretty sure he didn’t own a single t-shirt, although at least he’d started wearing sneakers instead of loafers.

“What’s in the backpack?” he asked, keeping his voice down.

“Everything we’ll need.” Dani ticked them off on her fingers. “Rice, newspaper, water guns, flashlights, rubber gloves, toilet paper, toast, a bell, and some cards.”

Malcolm raised an eyebrow. “Not to be critical, but those don’t seem very useful for killing vampires.”

“We’re not doing that tonight. Let’s go.”

Dani hopped over the picket fence that surrounded Malcolm’s yard and headed down the sidewalk toward city center, Malcolm close on her heels.

“What are we doing, then?”

“You said you’d never seen Rocky Horror. They’re showing it tonight at the Royale.”

Malcolm hummed. “And all the stuff in your backpack is for the show?”

“You’ll understand once it starts.”

They walked the rest of the way without talking, which was one of the reasons Dani didn’t mind so much about Malcolm always tagging along. He usually knew when to keep his mouth shut, which was why Dani hadn’t invited Edrisa, who never stopped talking.

“Whoa,” Malcolm said when they got to the Royale theater.

The lobby was full of people, many of them dressed as characters from the movie. The actors who’d be performing the show while the movie was playing might have been among them, it was too soon to tell.

“Do you ever dress up?” Malcolm asked, giving Dani an appraising look like he was trying to guess which outfit she’d choose.

“I’m not into cos play,” she replied.

There were a couple really good Magentas, and one really stellar Frank-N-Furter, and…and…

“Gil?” Dani gaped at her Watcher. What was he doing there? And who was he with?

“Mother?” Malcolm asked, sounding equally gobsmacked.

“I wasn’t expecting to see you here,” Gil said, giving Dani a significant look. He couldn’t mention the patrolling in mixed company.

“You either.”

“Malcolm? It’s very late for you to be out,” Mrs. Whitly said disapprovingly. “Is this your girlfriend?”

Dani blushed. “No!”

“No!” Malcolm said at the same time.

“Gil…I mean, Mr. Arroyo, can I talk to you for a minute?” Dani pulled him aside. “What are you doing here? Are you on to a demon or something?”

Gil looked amused. “I’m here because I enjoy Rocky Horror, and Mrs. Whitly has never experienced it.”

“But…you’re old!” Dani blurted out. “I mean, you like old stuff. Books and stuff. Not singing transvestites.”

Gil huffed out a laugh. “Rocky Horror is almost as old as me, you know.”

The lights flickered, indicating the show was about to start, and people began moving out of the lobby and into the theater. Dani glanced over at Malcolm. Whatever his mother was saying to him, he looked pretty uncomfortable.

“Enjoy the show,” Gil said. “And if you ever listen to the participation album, think about this. When I was twenty-one, I was in the audience. I’m on that album, doing callbacks and throwing toast. Long before you were ever born.”

He grinned at her and walked over to collect Mrs. Whitly. Dani watched them disappear into the theater together.

“He’s ruined it,” Dani said when Malcolm joined her. “He’s ruined it forever.”

“Diner?” Malcolm suggested.

“Yeah. And then we’ll go find something to slay. I’m suddenly in the mood.”

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OMG I love it. You continued the Slayer Verse and then you sprinkled on the jimmies of Gil loving Rocky Horror (Somewhere I have the sound track of Anthony Stewart Head singing the part of Frank!) Poor Dani, now she's only ever going to see her Watcher as...well I'm not sure which is worse, Rocky, Frank or Brad! Dies laughing. Thank you so much

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I'm so pleased you like it! I honestly wasn't going to fill any of the prompts because they weren't speaking to me, but then while I was at work I couldn't stop thinking about your Rocky Horror prompt. And how horrified a young Dani would be to find Gil there. ::grins::

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