Bite Sized Bits of Fic

CSI Miami, Eric Delko/Horatio Caine, A white sport coat and a pink carnation

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MCU, Clint Barton, You can dress him up, but you can't take him anywhere.

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Any, any, "You look like you slept in your clothes."

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CSI: Miami, Ryan Wolfe + Horatio Caine; when he needs a male CSI to go undercover as a sportswear/underwear model, Horatio picks Ryan.

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Due South: Ray Kowalski/Any, Ray Kowalski + Benton Fraser; somebody tries to pick Ray up by pulling the ‘you could be a model’ line on him. Even Benton’s heard that one and is not amused.

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Avengers: Bucky Barnes and Shuri. Shuri makes him a suit that will cushion the area around his prothesis.

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Avengers, Clint + Tony, Tony makes Clint a no frills attached suit when a supervillain makes threats, but getting him to stop acting like he’s on a catwalk and take it serious is a nightmare. Honestly, Clint’s worse than him.

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Law and order: SVU, Barba, Amaro, Finn and Carisi. A charity bachelor auction means all four have to preen a little on the catwalk, and none of them are keen on the attention, but it is for charity.

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Prodigal Son, Gil Arroyo +/ Jessica Whitly, Just how many shoes does one woman need?

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Prodigal Son, Malcolm Bright + any, his suits are his armor

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Star Trek Deep Space Nine, Laxwana Troi + Garek, she wants to organize a little fashion show to showcase his talent

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Buffyverse, Buffy Summers + any, high heels can be good for slayage

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Author's choice, any character(s), being a fashion photographer means managing a lot of mercurial temperaments

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Saiyuki, Sanzo ikkou, placing bets on what Sanzo wears under his robes, and drawing straws to see who'll try to find out

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Gundam Wing, Duo Maxwell, getting all dolled up for an undercover mission

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nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com

“Miss, this is a restricted area,” Wufei said, and then did a double-take. “Duo?”

“My alias for this mission is Dior, and I have a much greater appreciation for where Heero used to keep his gun when he wore those spandex shorts when we were teenagers,” Duo said. He was wearing a voice modulator somewhere on his person, so his usually deep voice was very high and sweet. He smoothed a hand over his plaid skirt.

“Nice legs,” Trowa said.

Quatre ducked into the small meeting room at the back of the club behind Duo. He clapped his hands. “You look lovely. I owe my sisters a lot.”

Duo cast him a smirk that should have looked savage but mostly looked sultry and flirty.

Heero tugged at his collar, very uncomfortable all of a sudden.

“Your sisters said they had a lot of practice with you growing up -”

“Anyway,” Quatre cut in hastily, “the target is almost here. Get close, drop this into his drink, and we’ll handle the rest. None of us have a snowball’s chance in hell of getting close to him, but he has a weakness for a pretty face.”

“And a nice pair of legs,” Trowa said.

“Stop looking at his legs,” Heero said.

Duo twirled. He was wearing high black socks. “I do have nice legs, don’t I?”

The way the little skirt flared around his thighs was terribly distracting. Heero didn’t want to think about what he was wearing under the skirt.

“Good luck, Dior,” Wufei said.

“Thanks.” Duo twirled a lock of hair around his finger - Quatre’s sisters had left his long hair down but curled it artfully so it fell in gentle waves around his face - and skipped toward the door.

“Don’t forget the roofies,” Quatre said, and pressed a small vial into Duo’s hand.

Duo slipped the vial up his sleeve - he was wearing a white and gray houndstooth jacket over a white blouse with a high collar. “Right. Wish me luck!”

“But don’t get lucky,” Trowa said, and sometimes Heero forgot that Trowa had been raised by mercenaries, who were notoriously crass.

Duo winked. “Dior always gets lucky.” And then he headed out to the bar.

The rest of them followed a few seconds later, taking up positions in the shadows where they could keep an eye on Duo but not be too obvious.

Plenty of heads turned when Duo sashayed through the tables like he was a model on a runway.

“Think he’ll get caught?” Wufei asked.

Heero watched the wall of bodyguards around the target part, and Duo plopped himself on the target’s lap.

“Nope,” Trowa said.

Quatre said, “I owe my sisters big time.”

“When do we get to see the pictures of you all dolled up?” Wufei asked.

“Never,” Quatre said.

The target slumped over onto Duo’s chest, and Duo affected girlish panic.

“Move in,” Heero said.

Hours later, Heero found Duo still wearing his Dior get-up.

“Where, exactly, are you keeping your gun?”

Duo unfastened the choker with the voice modulator and said, “Wouldn’t you like to know?”

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This is totally awesome and so much fun!

Thank you for this wonderful fill!

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nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com

You are so very welcome!

Dior is the prettiest.

:)

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lil-1337.livejournal.com

That was a lot of fun. I love that Trowa is checking out Duo's legs and that Heero is not happy about it.

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nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com

Thank you! I figure Trowa’s time with the mercenaries and in the circus has made him a bit more relaxed about the human form, unfortunately for Heero.

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MCU, Tony Stark+Peter Parker, Tony summons his personal tailor when Peter needs a suit for a special occasion

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Any, any, "The only thing in my closet are my clothes."

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Miss Fisher Mysteries, Phryne Fisher, She wears many hats: literally and figuratively

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