Wednesday: What if God Was One of Us

[havenward.livejournal.com]

Ok, forgive me the super-cheesy song lyric subject line. I'm havenward and I'll be handling hosting duties for today. And today? We're going to play among the gods.

Have you got a fandom whose characters are gods? (This is a shout out to the old school Hercules: The Legendary Series!) Or maybe the gods crash the party and play havoc with the lives of your favorite people. Perhaps someone has secretly been a god all along, or is a reincarnation of a god. The possibilities are endless!


But please remember to keep to the rules:

No more that 5 prompts in a row, and no more than 3 prompts per fandom. If someone answers a prompt, you can prompt again.

No spoilers in your prompts for at least 1 week after original publication/air date. If there's spoilers in your story, please warn in bold and leave at least 3 spaces.

Please be kind to the codemonkeys and format your prompt correctly. For example:

Burn Notice, Michael Westen, you expect me to believe you're a god of war?

American Gods/Supernatural, Shadow/Sam/Dean/John, belief is the most powerful magic (the most powerful drug)

Not seeing anything that's biting? Head on over to our Lonely Prompts and see if you can't find something more to your liking. Happy writing!

Theme="Gods&Goddesses"

Comments

[alcetis.livejournal.com]

"They always have to fuck it up, don't they?" Artemis asks, falling back onto the bed with a little bounce.

Athena smiles, removing her glasses and placing her book on the bedside table with care. "Of course they do," she responds, "they're male, it's their predisposition."

"And there's absolutely no grace in guns," Artemis says, "what ever happened to the bow and arrow? Or the sword?"

Athena's jaw tightens. "I know, believe me, I know."

"Can't you do anything about it? There's Hitler and there's Stalin and there's Churchill... this war needs a woman's touch, it's absolutely barbaric," Artemis complains. "They're using gas and bombs... I remember when a problem could be solved using a wooden horse and a couple of chariots!"

Athena scoffs. "Even then, it was no use. Don't attack any of the gods except Aphrodite, I say, just leave them be, but what do they do...?" She trails off muttering, and Artemis raises and elegant eyebrow.

"Sorry. But people will be people and we've all agreed not to meddle in wars, ever since that incident with the Spanish Inquisition..."

"Nobody expected it," Artemis says solemnly, shaking her head.

"I have to leave it be, honestly. That's the problem with war, it's all testosterone," Athena says.

"Men, who needs them?" Artemis asks, flipping over on her stomach, and pushing herself up on her arms.

Athena grins and leans down with a smile. "Not I," she says deviously.

"Nor I," Artemis answers, and kisses her, hot and wet.

Athena laughs, sliding herself under Artemis, then flipping them both over with a "hmph", straddling her with a smile.

"So violent," Artemis says, low and husky.

"You just wait for the feminist movement to really take off. We're going to have so much fun."

[quiddative.livejournal.com]

"Sorry. But people will be people and we've all agreed not to meddle in wars, ever since that incident with the Spanish Inquisition..."

"Nobody expected it," Artemis says solemnly, shaking her head.


I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER.

Oh man, this was absolutely amazing! I loved this. Just the perfect pick-me-up XD

[maab-connor.livejournal.com]

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquizition!! LMAO!! totally stopped there and fell out laughing.

great fic.

[measuringlife.livejournal.com]

♥ awesome hotness :D

[ladymorgana13.livejournal.com]

love love love this!! *gigglesnorts* utterly brilliant!