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Salutations, Theydies and Gentlethems! I’m [livejournal.com profile] momma_66 and today's theme is Misheard Lyrics.

A long time ago, in an era far, far away...one could not simply google lyrics and we didn't always have the songbook handy! Mistakes were made on exactly what did that artist just sing!?

Today's prompts should feature your favorite misheard lyrics!

Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing, or use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.

Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt

Some examples to get the ball rolling...

+ Any. Any & Any, "you thought the lyrics were what!?"

+ Any, Any & Any
"It's been no bed of roses, no glass of rosè-"
"That's not what he says."
Queen, We are the Champions

+ Any. Any + Any, "Jesus take the wheeeeeel…"
"What, no, it's 'take the weak'"
Arguments ensue

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tag="misheard lyrics"

Date: 2021-12-13 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cozy-coffee.livejournal.com
Any, any, “We built this city on sausage rolls”

Jefferson Starship lyric: “We built this city on rock ‘n’ roll”.
Edited Date: 2021-12-13 12:42 pm (UTC)

Date: 2021-12-13 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cozy-coffee.livejournal.com
911, Eddie/Buck, “Like the legend of the penis”

Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’: “Like the legend of the Phoenix”
Edited Date: 2021-12-13 12:41 pm (UTC)

Fill: The Morning After

Date: 2021-12-13 08:44 pm (UTC)
goddess47: Emu! (Default)
From: [personal profile] goddess47
(Maybe it's not exact, but I figure it's close enough...)

Eddie groaned as he woke up. He was sore all over, although it was a pleasant soreness. One he hadn't felt in a long time.

Buck snuffled next to him and his arm tightened about Eddie's waist. Buck was warm and comfortable in back of him but Eddie's bladder was being insistent. He eased himself out from under Buck's arm, putting his pillow in his place.

He used the bathroom, took two tylenol, and used a warm washcloth to take care of what they hadn't cleaned up last night. He'd have to find the towel Buck had dropped haphazardly next to the bed at some point.

Coffee. Coffee was a good idea. Eddie ducked into the bedroom long enough to grab sweatpants. Buck was still sleeping soundly.

Eddie was stirring batter for pancakes when he heard Buck shuffling through the house. He listened as Buck used the bathroom and then went back to the bedroom. Buck shuffled out in Eddie's sleep pants and immediately glommed onto Eddie's back.

"You left," Buck whined.

"Coffee."

"Oh. Right. Yeah, that would be good," Buck nodded without otherwise moving.

"And pancakes."

"You can make pancakes?"

"Don't sound so surprised that I can cook," Eddie grinned.. "I've been feeding me and Chris for a while."

"Oh. Yeah. Okay."

"Get some coffee," Eddie said gently. "Pancakes are almost ready." He had set the table while the griddle had been warming up.

"Mmm... pancakes," Buck hummed.

"If I burn these, it's your fault," Eddie warned as he flipped the pancakes over.

"Okay." Buck straightened slightly. He kissed the top of Eddie's shoulder and then wandered over to the table. He poured a cup of coffee for himself and then one for Eddie.

Eddie dished up the pancakes and sat at the table. "Thanks."

"Hey, thank you," Buck said. "I had a great time. Ten out of ten, would do again."

"Kind of rusty," Eddie blushed. "Been a while..."

"Hey, it was good and don't let anyone tell you otherwise," Buck said firmly, pointing his fork at Eddie.

"Just, well, I heard stories about your first year at the 118," Eddie admitted. "You're kind of a legend, you know."

"Ha! That was a fun time but I'm glad I gave it up," Buck admitted. "And I am so glad this isn't a competition, you'd certainly give me a run for my money. For someone who thinks they're rusty, you really rocked my world."

Eddie felt himself blush.

"Eat breakfast," Eddie said. "We have a few hours before Chris gets home and I was hoping for another round."

Buck grinned. "You'd tempt a saint." He leaned in for a quick kiss. "I'm so lucky."

RE: Fill: The Morning After

Date: 2021-12-13 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cozy-coffee.livejournal.com
This was sooooo soft and sweet! Just made my heart melt! You truly made my monday so much better. I have a stupid grin on my face becuse of you! Thanks!

Re: Fill: The Morning After

Date: 2021-12-14 12:53 am (UTC)
goddess47: Emu! (Default)
From: [personal profile] goddess47
Stupid grin results are the best! Glad you enjoyed it!

Date: 2021-12-13 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cozy-coffee.livejournal.com
Any, any/any, “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not”

Bon Jovi’s ‘Livin’ On A Prayer’: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not”

not a fill

Date: 2021-12-13 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
You're living in my head right now. two stories for you!

Date: 2025-06-27 10:32 pm (UTC)
cornerofmadness: (huskerdust wing spread)
From: [personal profile] cornerofmadness
Title Make Me Feel Alive


Summary: Angel wants to show Husk a great date night and he succeeds. The only problem with his plan is he needed a car. He helped himself to Arackniss.’

Story is NSFW (all sex, no violence)


And hey only took me 4 years to make good on that promise of a fill for this

Edited Date: 2025-06-28 03:45 pm (UTC)

Date: 2021-12-13 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cozy-coffee.livejournal.com
Any, any/any, “Scuse me while I kiss this guy”

Jimi Hendrix ‘Purple Haze’: “Scuse me while I kiss the sky”

lol not a fill yet

Date: 2021-12-13 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
but I was totally going to request this one so I guess I should DO it!

Fill 911

Date: 2021-12-14 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
Title: The Stillness after

Summary: Making it through a fire always gives Eddie a sense of stillness and he wants to share that with Buck.

Notes: hope I did okay. I haven't seen this show since the first season.

Eddie paused to let the moment wash over him. After a fire was contained and beaten back, there was this strange stillness that settled over him. Not always of course. That odd sense of peace was usually absent if someone had been killed or badly hurt by the fire but ones like tonight, where only property was damaged the stillness reigned. He wrinkled his nose thinking about it. There really wasn’t anything that was still. Firefighters milled about, now cleaning up their equipment. Spectators hung around the edges, engaging in that weird human compulsion to rubberneck at a tragedy.

He had work to do but he could take this moment to drink in that subtle sensation. Somewhere in the chaos he was tuning out was Buck. Eddie hadn’t seen him but he knew he was there and that he was okay. None of the firefighters had been harmed thankfully. Smoke still hung in the air, curling around the street light’s yellow glare. The air stank and humidity from their hoses tongued his hot skin.

Smiling when Buck crossed through a beam of light, hopping around a hose being reinstalled on the truck, Eddie went to meet him only to be stopped when someone called his name.

“Diaz, you gonna day dream or are you going to help?” one of his teammates called merrily.

“Yeah yeah, I will but first “Scuse me while I kiss this guy.”

Eddie grabbed Buck by his gritty jacket and hauled him in for a kiss. He smelled of smoke and sweat but Eddie didn’t care. He and Buck had made it out of another fire alive and well and that was all that mattered.

RE: Fill 911

Date: 2021-12-14 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cozy-coffee.livejournal.com
Awww!! My heart, its so fluffy!!! This was so perfect and amazing!!!! Thank you!

Re: Fill 911

Date: 2021-12-15 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
I'm glad you liked it. It's based 100% on stories you've written really since I am not very familiar with the show.

Date: 2021-12-13 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
Lucifer, Lucifer + any, how can anyone think the lyrics are ‘I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her’ (I'm a believer The Monkees since they're on my mind)

Date: 2021-12-13 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
any any/any if you sing ‘Let’s pee in the corner’ one more time in Karaoke I'm leaving you ("That's me in the corner, Losing my Religion REM)

Date: 2021-12-13 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
Buffy the vampire Slayer, Faith Lehane + any, honestly "See That Girl, Watch Her Scream, Kicking the Dancing Queen” seems far more appropriate to me ("See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the dancing queen." ABBA)

Date: 2021-12-13 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
Prodigal Son, any of the team, "I Took a Louisville Slugger to Both Her Thighs" ("I Took a Louisville Slugger to Both Headlights" Carrie Underwood)

Date: 2021-12-13 05:11 pm (UTC)
goddess47: Emu! (Default)
From: [personal profile] goddess47
Any, Any, Olive the other reindeer ("All of the other reindeer")

Date: 2021-12-13 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkmoore.livejournal.com
any, any, "I got my first real sex dream" (I got my first real six string - Summer of '69, Bryan Adams)

Fill: 911, Buck/Eddie, NSFW

Date: 2021-12-13 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cozy-coffee.livejournal.com
The heat is burning slowly out. Slowly, Buck comes down from his high, he is wet and sticky, and dripping slick, his hole raw and sore, and trembling so hard the bed feels like it's shaking. He is whimpering like a newborn pup, even as Eddie tenderly hushes him with the softest kisses.

A small tingle of pleasure curls hot in Buck's belly. He has one last orgasm within him before his heat cycle is done. Eddie rubs his cheek against his belly, and Buck arches his back and moans, he shoves his fingers inside his slick hole, finger-fucking himself as he is quivering with the need to come. He is burning up, smoldering hot pleasure vibrates through him.

Eddie has come enough times that he is satisfied, even as his mouth is watering with the sugary sweet scent flowing from his omega. Buck drips slick, his flushed cock throbbing with the need to come again, fever-hot and delirious, and Eddie enjoys making his mate come. He desires to get Buck off one last time.

Eddie moves down Buck’s beautiful body, pressing baby soft kisses to the warm skin, and when he reaches his mate's cock, he licks the throbbing flesh. A roaring fire flames through Buck, his hips push towards the heat of Eddie's mouth, and his alpha takes him in, sucking on the hardness. He bobs his head and sucks, lips wet and pink, wrapped snug around his mate's hardon. Buck was not going to last; the pleasure was far too strong.

He leaks slick all over his fingers, creating a creamy wet spot between his thighs as Eddie is working to get him off quickly, wanting to hear the moans of pleasure that sound so sweet.

With Eddie's mouth working his throbbing cock, and Buck fingering his wet hole, Buck was helpless to stop his climax, and his body tenses up, and he started moaning, coming as Eddie sucks him off. When Eddie pulls off and slowly crawls up his body, all Buck desired was one sinful kiss, but he...

Buck wakes from the dream, crying into the sheets when he realizes it was only a dream. Eddie is only his friend, not his mate. The omega is alone in his lust, and Buck whimpers, desperately craving the one thing his heart and body cannot have.

♥ END ♥

Re: Fill: 911, Buck/Eddie, NSFW

Date: 2021-12-14 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkmoore.livejournal.com
Oh, wow .... Um. *is kinda speechless* I didn't expect that. Thank you for this very steamy fill. That dream, as hot as is was, must have been super sad and disappointing for poor Buck. I hope Buck gets to have his dream guy at one point. :)

Date: 2021-12-13 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] templefugate.livejournal.com
Any, any, I'm watching Youtube in the closet, wishing to be the friction in your jeans

"I'm watching you two from the closet / Wishing to be the friction in your jeans" (Fall Out Boy)

Date: 2021-12-13 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classics-lover.livejournal.com
Any (pls no SPN), any, "I try to say goodbye and I choke/ Try to walk away and I stumble/Though I try to hide it it's clear/ I wear goggles when you are not near"
(I Try by Macy Gray — actual lyrics " Though I try to hide it it's clear my world crumbles when you are not near")

Date: 2021-12-13 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classics-lover.livejournal.com
Dragon Age, any rarepair, "Wash your back, wash your back for good" (Take That, I want you back for good)

Date: 2021-12-13 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classics-lover.livejournal.com
This vid seems relevant to the theme :)

Edited Date: 2021-12-13 11:51 pm (UTC)

Date: 2021-12-15 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmatheslayer.livejournal.com
Julie and the phantoms ,Reggie peters/ Luke Patterson Earlier morning get your gun know you wanna ride
Im' the Only one
Early mornin' in the dawn, know you wanna ride now

Date: 2021-12-15 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmatheslayer.livejournal.com
Buffyverse, harmony kendall/spike , don't go chasing watermelons

Don't go chasing waterfalls

Date: 2021-12-15 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmatheslayer.livejournal.com
True blood Eric northman/ Jason stackhouse,
From the first kiss until the very last rub
Correct From the first kisses to the very last rose

Date: 2021-12-15 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmatheslayer.livejournal.com
One direction rpf, girl Zayn Malik/ Harry styles ANd all the fools Said I was a tool
Oh believe in the law it's the golden rule
,
And all the folks back home, well, said I was a fool
They said, oh, believe in the Lord is the golden rule

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