An bhFuil Mé an Asshole Dé Máirt
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classics_lover your benevolent dictator for the week and today's theme is Am I The Asshole. Prompts can be anything to do with the subreddit of the same name. Maybe Tony Stark needs to tell the internet who is the ahole, maybe Dr Frasier Crane was deemed the Asshole and is arguing fruitlessly with redditors, maybe it's a prompt done entirely in the style of an AITA post. Go wild!
Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing, or use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.
Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Star Trek TNG, Q + ensemble, I (He/him, Infinity years old) have created a love nest and pleasure dome for the man I'm courting (he/him, 40s) and his crew but they don't like it, AITA?
+ Frasier, Frasier Crane + Eddie Crane + Martin Crane, AITA for letting my Dad's dog out of the apartment unsupervised by accident?
+ Q-Force, Buck (+ ensemble), I'm only doing my job but all my coworkers think I'm TA, I don't think I am, AITA?
We are now using AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2022 collection. See further notes on this new option here.
Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out the just created Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community.
While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.
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classics_lover your benevolent dictator for the week and today's theme is Am I The Asshole. Prompts can be anything to do with the subreddit of the same name. Maybe Tony Stark needs to tell the internet who is the ahole, maybe Dr Frasier Crane was deemed the Asshole and is arguing fruitlessly with redditors, maybe it's a prompt done entirely in the style of an AITA post. Go wild!Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing, or use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.
Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Star Trek TNG, Q + ensemble, I (He/him, Infinity years old) have created a love nest and pleasure dome for the man I'm courting (he/him, 40s) and his crew but they don't like it, AITA?
+ Frasier, Frasier Crane + Eddie Crane + Martin Crane, AITA for letting my Dad's dog out of the apartment unsupervised by accident?
+ Q-Force, Buck (+ ensemble), I'm only doing my job but all my coworkers think I'm TA, I don't think I am, AITA?
We are now using AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2022 collection. See further notes on this new option here.
Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out the just created Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community.
While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.
tag=AITA
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Date: 2022-07-12 07:48 pm (UTC)In Broad Daylight, Billy Hargrove +/ Steve Harrington (Stranger Things)
Date: 2023-02-05 02:27 pm (UTC)"We'd better start heading back," Steve said, checking his watch and wiping his mouth with a paper napkin. "We can eat the rest on the way."
Beside him, Billy raised a brow at Steve over the top of his drink.
"They're gonna see and smell fast food and demand their own."
"Damn it, you're right," Steve replied with a sigh. He started gulping down his soda.
"Of course I am," Billy commented lightly, balling up his burger wrapper. He glanced over and noted what food Steve had left while he played with his drink's straw. "No need to be so upset about it."
"What?" Steve was clearly confused and therefore sufficiently distracted. "I'm not upset--Hey!" He snatched back his fries. "Okay, now I am. What the hell."
"I thought we were in a hurry," Billy said around a couple of his prizes. He waved his remaining stolen fry out of Steve's reach. "I'm just helping you out, buddy."
"I don't need that kind of help, man. I never want that kind of help."
Billy simply grinned, one end of the (long) French fry between his teeth. Steve's stern frown didn't waver, nor did he break eye contact as he fished out a couple of (short) fries and popped them into his mouth, chewing slowly and deliberately. Billy seemed ready to do something obscene, but instead he finished off the fry without fanfare or incident. His tongue even stayed out of sight. Steve was amazed.
That is, until Steve got to his last fry. He only took his eyes off Billy for a split second, he thought.
"What the utter fuck, Hargrove?!" Steve nearly fell off the trunk of his car in his haste to move back, but it was too late. The French fry between his fingers was half the size it had been a moment ago.
Billy, meanwhile, was bent forward, laughing. He kept laughing even when Steve gave him a hard shove that knocked him sideways (but not off the trunk).
"You damn near bit off my fingers!"
"Did not." Billy wiped his eye and turned his head toward Steve again, still smiling and more than a little smug. He nodded to Steve's hand. "You gonna finish that, or what?"
Steve's exhale was somewhere between a sigh and a growl.
"Asshole."
He held the half-eaten fry toward Billy's mouth, angling it much like he would a lighter to a fresh cigarette. As Billy parted his lips, however, Steve yanked his hand away again, just long enough to make a point.
"You owe me. Got it?"
Billy covered his surprise with a smirk.
"Yeah. Sure. I'll write you an I. O. U."
Steve held his ground as Billy claimed the last bite without making any sudden moves, their respective stares cautious and cunning. Billy didn't miss the way Steve licked the salt from his fingers before using his napkin.
"Let's get going."
Collecting their trash (disposing of the evidence), Billy followed.
"Extra fries next time?"
"And you're driving."
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