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Hello, everyone. I’m [livejournal.com profile] cozy_coffee and today's theme is fortune cookie saying. Prompts can be used with this generator, FORTUNE COOKIE SAYINGS, or you can use one of your favorites.

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Use the character's full names and the fandom's full name
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Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt

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+ any, any, you bring joy to those in your life
+ any, any, a single kind word will keep you warm for years
+ any, any, some pursue happiness, you create it

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tag=fortune cookie sayings
creepy_shetan: cropped color manga illustration of the inner and outer Sailor Senshi lying in a wide circle, their heads together (Fisher + Gleeson // general awkwardness)
From: [personal profile] creepy_shetan
author's choice, any, Great success equals effort plus luck.

Date: 2023-07-31 12:54 pm (UTC)
creepy_shetan: cropped color manga illustration of the inner and outer Sailor Senshi lying in a wide circle, their heads together (Toothless + Hiccup // new and wonderful)
From: [personal profile] creepy_shetan
author's choice, any, Keep true to the dreams of your youth.

Date: 2023-07-31 01:00 pm (UTC)
creepy_shetan: cropped color manga illustration of the inner and outer Sailor Senshi lying in a wide circle, their heads together (( [ Lycoris radiata ] ))
From: [personal profile] creepy_shetan
author's choice, any, don't rush yourself -- make progress at your own pace

Date: 2023-07-31 01:16 pm (UTC)
tigriswolf: (howling wolf)
From: [personal profile] tigriswolf

author's choice, author's choice, Run.

Date: 2023-07-31 01:56 pm (UTC)
tigriswolf: (old man of the forest)
From: [personal profile] tigriswolf

author's choice, author's choice, Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you can imagine it.

Date: 2023-07-31 02:46 pm (UTC)
tigriswolf: (a bird may love a fish)
From: [personal profile] tigriswolf

author's choice, author's choice, You don’t get what you want in life, you get what you are.

Date: 2023-07-31 02:51 pm (UTC)
tigriswolf: (Flower)
From: [personal profile] tigriswolf

author's choice, author's choice, You will die alone and poorly dressed.
bk_forever: (You)
From: [personal profile] bk_forever
Relaxing back on the sofa, stuffed from a very tasty dinner of Chinese takeaway, Ianto broke open his fortune cookie, extracted the slip of paper, and frowned at it.

“Huh. I thought fortune cookies were meant to be inspirational, or at least hopeful.”

“Why? What’cha get?” Jack mumbled around a mouthful of noodles. He was still eating like a starving man, which might well be the case since he’d been killed twice in the space of an hour while dealing with a very nasty alien that spat toxic venom.

Ianto handed his fortune to his lover. “See for yourself.”

Setting his chopsticks in his takeaway carton for a moment, Jack whisked the paper out of Ianto’s fingers, deftly turning it around one-handed so he could read the single line of type.

‘You will die alone and poorly dressed.’

He raised his eyebrows. “Seriously? That sounds more like a threat than a fortune.”

“Probably a disgruntled employee.” Ianto shrugged. “It’s not like anyone believes these things. What did you get?”

“Don’t know.” Jack shovelled another pile of noodles into his mouth before putting the carton down and reaching for his cookie. He swallowed quickly. “Let’s see… ‘Things are looking up’. That’s better than yours.”

“Depends what sort of things they are, and where they’re looking up at you from,” Ianto teased. “I mean, this is Torchwood.”

“Good point. On the other hand, at least it doesn’t say I’m going to die. Again.”

“There’s that.”

Two days later, Ianto died. He was alone in his back garden, up a ladder, dressed in his scruffiest clothes and cleaning out the gutters, when a stray dog came charging around the back of the house and knocked the ladder right out from under him. It happened so fast he didn’t even have time to register the impact when he hit the ground.

He revived to find Jack kneeling beside him, face pale and eyes wide. “Ianto! Are you alright?”

“Stupid question,” Ianto grumbled, sitting up. “I don’t ask you that after you die.” Normally, when Jack revived from one of his deaths Ianto would reassure him that he was safe and not alone. “Are you ever alright after dying and coming back to life?”

“No, you’re right, I’m sorry. I’m just not used to this, you being like me.”

“Neither am I.” Ianto sighed. “I’m alive though, which I suppose is what matters.” He looked down at himself. “Looks like my fortune cookie was right though, which is a disconcerting thought. I died, alone, dressed like this.”

Jack looked worried. “Suddenly I’m nervous.”

“Mm,” Ianto agreed. “If you happen to see any Things looking up…”

“I don’t think I want to wait for that.” Jack gnawed on his bottom lip, thinking. “We should probably find out where the Chinese takeaway got that last batch of fortune cookies, because either that was an extraordinary coincidence, or something weird is going on.”

“I don’t believe in coincidences.” Ianto held his hand out to Jack, who pulled him to his feet. “Let me just put the ladder away and get changed, then we’re going to pay the Lotus Blodssom Chinese Takeaway a visit.”

bk_forever: (It Happened One Day)
From: [personal profile] bk_forever
Ianto showered quickly to get rid of the dried blood, dressed in smart casuals, then set off to their favourite local Chinese takeaway place where, to their utter lack of surprise, they found the owner, Mr Li, standing on the counter, the bottoms of this trouser legs shredded and stained with blood. There were approximately twenty Things arrayed across the floor, looking up at him with beady red eyes and wide mouths dripping saliva.

On the plus side, they were only six inches tall, so although they had sharp claws on each of their six feet, as well as wickedly barbed tails, and teeth a piranha would envy, they were nothing Torchwood couldn’t handle. Jack called in the rest of the team, and twenty minutes later, all the Things were contained, awaiting transport back to the Hub. Ianto helped Mr Li down from the counter and cleaned up while Owen treated the poor man’s injuries. Thankfully, the Things weren’t venomous.

“You save my life, I cannot thank you enough,” Mr Li exclaimed, clasping first Jack’s hand, then Ianto’s. “If you not arrive, evil Things might have climbed onto counter and eaten me! How you know?”

“We didn’t, exactly,” Jack said.

“Sort of a had a hunch,” Ianto added. “Mostly because of what we found in our fortune cookies a couple of days ago.”

“Fortune cookies?” Mr Li looked confused. “We have no fortune cookies. Ran out a week ago, supplier says cannot deliver more until weekend.”

“Okay, so that was weird,” Jack said as they loaded the captured Things into the SUV. “If Mr Li didn’t put those fortune cookies in with our order, where did they come from?”

“We’ll probably never know.” Ianto gave a wry smile. “I just wish whoever sent them could have found a nicer way of convincing us that something weird was going on than having me fall of a ladder a die.”


The End

Date: 2023-07-31 03:00 pm (UTC)
tigriswolf: (growing up (hurts))
From: [personal profile] tigriswolf

author's choice, author's choice, Your road to glory will be rocky but fulfilling.

Date: 2023-07-31 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
any, any, you will get a pleasant surprise
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
Ah another new to me fandom. THis is very sweet. I love that he made a bucket list item come true and who wouldn't want to see the rockettes right? Thanks

Date: 2023-07-31 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
any, any, you will have unexpected good luck

Date: 2023-07-31 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
Avatar the Last Airbender, Iroh & Zuko, drinking tea would make you calm and harmonic

Date: 2023-07-31 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
The Owl House, Hunter + any, you will get a new hobby

Date: 2023-07-31 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
Good Omens, any, Someday, everything will all make perfect sense

Date: 2023-07-31 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
Any, any, An unexpected relationship will become permament

Date: 2023-07-31 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
Stargate: Atlantis, Any/any, Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence.

Date: 2023-07-31 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com
Good Omens, Anthony J. Crowley, You will have many happy days soon

Date: 2023-08-01 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] templefugate.livejournal.com
Any, any villain, your best friend is yourself

Date: 2023-08-01 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] templefugate.livejournal.com
Any, any, an unexpected relationship will become permanent

Date: 2023-08-01 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] templefugate.livejournal.com
Any, any, wear something black next Thursday

fill: Hannibal

Date: 2023-08-09 04:38 pm (UTC)
tigriswolf: (in my defense i've never read fairy tale)
From: [personal profile] tigriswolf
(goes with this)

(goes AU during season 1)

Hannibal, because of his long friendship, attends Donald Sutcliff's funeral. Alana accompanies him, at his request. She still marvels at his compassion: despite Sutcliff's betrayal of Hannibal's trust and his own Hippocratic oath, Hannibal offers comfort to Sutcliff's widow and children. Alana does empathize with their grief but she still burns with fury at the man.

She has never taken satisfaction in someone's death before. Especially thinking (but never saying) that whoever killed Donald Sutcliff deserves her thanks.

They do not attend the wake. Instead, Alana helps Hannibal prepare a savory meal to bring Will, still recovering from Sutcliff's care. "I should have insisted on seeing the scan," Hannibal confesses, sounding disgusted with himself. "Now Donald is dead and Will has been so wounded..."

"You can't blame yourself, Hannibal," Alana quickly assures. "You trusted him." She reaches out to squeeze his hand. And you definitely shouldn't blame yourself for the murder!" She pats his hand and pulls back to continue packing up the fresh loaf of focaccia bread.

"I know you are right, Alana," Hannibal says after a moment. "Yet I cannot help feeling that I failed my patient and my friend."

Her heart aches. "Will is going to be fine. I'm sure of it."

He nods without looking over, carefully ladles the soup into the thermos. "I hope that he will forgive me."

Knowing that he would not accept any more comfort, Alana keeps silent. But when Hannibal has finished loading the food into his Bentley, Alana tells him, "I have an appointment with Abigail this afternoon. I'll see you later, Hannibal." She wants to hug him, the way she would almost any other friend -- Hannibal, however, much like WiIl, does not enjoy physical comfort.

"Thank you, Alana," he says.

As she watches him drive away, Alana is determined to believe that Will and Hannibal's burgeoning friendship will survive this.

Date: 2023-08-02 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmatheslayer.livejournal.com
Trueblood, Eric northman/Jason stackhouse,If you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain!

Date: 2023-08-02 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmatheslayer.livejournal.com
Interview with the vampire amc , lestat / Louis One bad chapter
doesn't mean your story is over.

Date: 2023-08-02 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmatheslayer.livejournal.com
Twilight Saga, Carlisle Cullen/ Jacob Black,If we wait until we're ready,
we'll be waiting for
the rest of our lives

Date: 2023-08-02 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmatheslayer.livejournal.com
The righteous gemstones, Kalvin gemstone/ keffe chambers,Breathe, Darling,
this is just a chapter,
not your whole story.

Date: 2023-08-02 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmatheslayer.livejournal.com
Scream 1996 ,Billy Loomis/Stu marcher,You have my whole heart
for my whole life.

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