Wednesday: TV quotes

[tigriswolf]

Hello, y'all. I’m tigriswolf and today's theme is TV show quotes. Prompts can be quotes about TV shows or quotes from TV shows. Please provide the TV show if you know it!

Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and the fandom's full name
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing, or use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above-mentioned spoiler cut.

Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt

Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ author's choice, author's choice, My compassion for you is inconvenient. [Hannibal 2013]
+ author's choice, author's choice, You're killing people. To death.[Teen Wolf 2011]
+ author's choice, author's choice, These kids today, with their texting and murder. [Supernatural 2005]

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Comments

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Rupert Giles + any, “Did you really think you could call up the Devil and ask him to behave?” (Fox Mulder, The X-Files)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

The Legend of Vox Machina, Vax'ildan Vessar + any Strong is fighting. It’s hard and it’s painful and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do, and we can do it together (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

The Owl House, any, Live now; make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again. (— Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek the Next Generation)

[tigriswolf]

author's choice, author's choice, My compassion for you is inconvenient. [Hannibal 2013]

[tigriswolf]

author's choice, author's choice, You're killing people. To death .[Teen Wolf 2011]

[tigriswolf]

Scream 1996, Billy Loomis/Stu Macher, These kids today, with their texting and murder. [Supernatural 2005]

[tigriswolf]

author's choice, author's choice,




Person A: Do you want a tombstone that says ‘He lived for centuries’ or do you want one that says ‘For centuries he was alive’?

Person B: You’re not listening to me. I don’t want a tombstone. [Highlander]

[tigriswolf]

author's choice, author's choice, You know NAME and NAME are psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other, right? [Supernatural]

[schweinsty.livejournal.com]

any, any, "I want you to do me a favor. It’s not negotiable, either you do it or I kill you. You understand?" (X-Files, 1998)

[templefugate.livejournal.com]

Any, any, "I'm not as stupid as I look." (Kath & Kim)

[templefugate.livejournal.com]

Any superhero fandom, any & any, "Identity theft is not a joke, [name]. Millions of families suffer every year!" (The Office USA)

[templefugate.livejournal.com]

Any, any/any, "When we're together, darling, every night is Halloween." (The Addams Family)

[angelus2hot]

Any, any & any, “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour.” (M*A*S*H)

[angelus2hot]

Any, any m/f pairing, "She’s my person. If I murdered someone, she’s the person I’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor. She’s my person." (Grey's Anatomy)

[angelus2hot]

Any, any & any, “Sometimes when a man’s anxious to stick out a glad hand, it’s because he’s got something up his sleeve.” (M*A*S*H)

[angelus2hot]

Any, any & any, “I’m not sleeping, I’m inspecting the inside of my eyelids.” (M*A*S*H)

[angelus2hot]

Any, any & any, "That's what she said." (The Office)

[cozy-coffee.livejournal.com]

Any, any, "One should always try to eat the rude." (Hannibal, Tv)

[cozy-coffee.livejournal.com]

Any, any & any, "Did you just smell me?" (Hannibal, Tv)

[emmatheslayer.livejournal.com]

Trueblood,Eric northman/ Jason stackhouse, I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" — "Friends

[emmatheslayer.livejournal.com]

Twilight saga ,Carlisle Cullen/ Jacob Black, bite me ( buffy the vampire slayer

[emmatheslayer.livejournal.com]

Scream 1996 , Billy Loomis/Stu marcher easy pesey lemon squezey

[emmatheslayer.livejournal.com]

One direction RPF, zayn Malik/Harry styles your beauty effulgent