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comment_ficTGIF, everyone! That means today we get to play in whatever sandboxes we want, posting whatever prompts we want with no themes!
Just remember to follow the rules:
Only three posts per fandom, and only five total. If one of your prompts is answered, you may go ahead and post another.
No spoilers for new shows/seasons until a week after airing.
If your fill is spoilery, WARN accordingly and leave enough space for people to pass on by
Please also honor and respect our code monkeys by following the correct format:
Inception, Eames/Arthur/Ariadne, domestic is overrated
Leverage/White Collar, Author's Choice, sometimes the best need an extra hand
And as always, please feel free to look over our lonely prompts and fill any that tickle your fancy!
theme="freeforall"
Just remember to follow the rules:
Only three posts per fandom, and only five total. If one of your prompts is answered, you may go ahead and post another.
No spoilers for new shows/seasons until a week after airing.
If your fill is spoilery, WARN accordingly and leave enough space for people to pass on by
Please also honor and respect our code monkeys by following the correct format:
Inception, Eames/Arthur/Ariadne, domestic is overrated
Leverage/White Collar, Author's Choice, sometimes the best need an extra hand
And as always, please feel free to look over our lonely prompts and fill any that tickle your fancy!
theme="freeforall"
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Date: 2010-10-08 11:11 am (UTC)Sweet Justice (third time hopefully is the charm...)
Date: 2010-10-08 06:44 pm (UTC)Suddenly, all the smoke and fire vanished. The street was pristine. The people that had been blown up were back in their cars and heading obliviously down the highway.
The Joker froze, whirling around in a circle. "What.....What....."
"That," a cold voice said and a slight man with agile features and a wild shock of blond hair strode forward. "Was not funny."
"What did you do?"
"Took you back in time about fifteen minutes." The man snapped his fingers and the three massive dynamite bombs the Joker had set appeared at his feet.
The Joker eyed them, knowing that they were going to go off in 30 seconds. His lips began to twitch with glee. He'd get to see the carnage twice!
"Oh, please," the blond snorted, like he'd said that aloud. "Like I'd let you do this again."
"Let me?" the Joker's smile finally fled. "Let me? Who the hell are you, anyway?"
"Many names, many places. You used to pray to me, actually. You knew me as Loki, back when you were--"
"He no longer exists!" the Joker roared. "I'm the Joker!"
"You are a pathetic---Hold on a second." The blond looked down and snapped his fingers. The dynamite turned into licorice twists. "There, that's better. As I was saying, you are a pathetic, insane megalomaniac." He snorted again. "And considering who I am, that's saying something!"
"You're a man," the Joker laughed. "And men can be killed!"
The blond chuckled, then his voice went cold serious. "Not me."
And the Joker gasped as a flash of light behind the blond illuminated wings unfolding --- wings larger than the span of a car. "Oh my G-d!" he gasped. "What are you?"
"My name is Gabriel," the blond snarled. "And consider your horn blown, buddy-boy."
He reached for the Joker, and the insane man screamed.
When the Batman arrived at the address the anonymous caller had given, he found the Joker huddled in a ball, his eyes completely blank with catatonia.
He found the strange coloured ropes binding the Joker were made of licorice. And who had stuffed a giant lollipop into the slack mouth?
The Batman shuddered as he felt fingers stroke the back of his cowl in -- comfort? He whirled to find nobody there.
Just a handful of candy wrappers fluttering to the ground in the breeze.
Re: Sweet Justice (third time hopefully is the charm...)
Date: 2010-10-08 06:46 pm (UTC)I love "consider your horn blown." I wonder how these two would get on. They've both killed as a punchline...
Thank you so much for the fill! <3
Re: Sweet Justice (third time hopefully is the charm...)
Date: 2010-10-08 06:50 pm (UTC)Deleted the first one cause one of THE MOST IMPORTANT WORDS IN THE ENTIRE FIC was misspelled....
THEN the coding got effed up, so I had to delete and fix THAT...
But this one is gonna stay put.
Re: Sweet Justice (third time hopefully is the charm...)
Date: 2010-10-08 09:34 pm (UTC)Re: Sweet Justice (third time hopefully is the charm...)
Date: 2010-10-09 03:28 am (UTC)Re: Sweet Justice (third time hopefully is the charm...)
Date: 2010-10-10 05:21 am (UTC)