Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." but you know, he's never been married, but the rest of it...yeah. all Steve
now is this Steve or Danny? Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here.
this one is a toss between Danny & Steve Jack Burton: Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that. (just in the fic world, in canon, it's probably "Steve stop taking your shirt off. I can't concentrate when you do that" but we NEVER want to hear Danny say that!)
another Steve saying? Jack Burton: Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.
Danny & Steve banter? Jack Burton: [tapping on the walls] Two, three feet thick, I'll bet. Probably welded shut from the outside, and covered with brick by now! Wang Chi: Don't give up, Jack! Jack Burton: Oh, okay, I won't, Wang! Let's just *chew* our way outta here.
and there's this Lo Pan guy and all I can think of is Wo Fat
there's more, but I keep laughing too much
and...I bought a 2012 beach calendar. now I need to find and print out pics from my favorite scenes and glue them on the calendar and I'll have my very own Hawaii Five-0 calendar!
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these Big Trouble in Little China quotes remind me a lot of McDanno
Jan. 10th, 2012 03:02 pmbut you know, he's never been married, but the rest of it...yeah. all Steve
now is this Steve or Danny?
Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here.
this one is a toss between Danny & Steve
Jack Burton: Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.
(just in the fic world, in canon, it's probably "Steve stop taking your shirt off. I can't concentrate when you do that" but we NEVER want to hear Danny say that!)
another Steve saying?
Jack Burton: Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.
Danny & Steve banter?
Jack Burton: [tapping on the walls] Two, three feet thick, I'll bet. Probably welded shut from the outside, and covered with brick by now!
Wang Chi: Don't give up, Jack!
Jack Burton: Oh, okay, I won't, Wang! Let's just *chew* our way outta here.
and there's this Lo Pan guy and all I can think of is Wo Fat
there's more, but I keep laughing too much
and...I bought a 2012 beach calendar. now I need to find and print out pics from my favorite scenes and glue them on the calendar and I'll have my very own Hawaii Five-0 calendar!