Monday — Silliness

[cyphersushi.livejournal.com]

Greetings writers. The intended guest host has gone incommunicado and you are stuck with me again! I think we all need a bit of silliness in our Mondays so I am picking that for today's theme!

Just remember the rules!
* No more than three prompts from the same fandom
* No more than five prompts in a row
* If your prompt is answered you may leave a new one
* Spoiler, don't leave any in the prompts and if your fill containts one please warn accordingly. Wait a week before prompting something that might be considered spoilery (if you are wondering if it is, it probably is)

Examples:
Leverage, Hardison/Eliot, That's what she said

Dr Who, Eleven/Rory/Amy, the all song and dance planet of the Andromeda

Tag=silly

Enjoy!

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[cyphersushi.livejournal.com]

Leverage, Hardison/Eliot, that's what she said

[cyphersushi.livejournal.com]

Dr Who, Eleven/Rory/Amy, the all song and dance planet of the Andromeda

[samueljames]

Leverage, team, "Hardison, practical jokes during a job are not funny."

[samueljames]

Primeval, Becker/Connor, laughing so much that they've forgotten what started them off.

[clwilson2006.livejournal.com]

SGA, Lorne/Parrish, Botanist humour is not like other peoples humour

[samueljames]

Moonlight, Mick/Josef, Mick is far too serious so Josef sets out to make him laugh.

[clwilson2006.livejournal.com]

Sanctuary, Tesla/Henry, Henry's practical jokes.

[samueljames]

Chaos, team, a series of escalating pranks at the office.

[mangacrack.livejournal.com]

Highlander, any, Immortals never grow up

[samueljames]

Glee, ensemble, everyone laughing and having fun during rehearsals.

[bishojo-kitsune.livejournal.com]

Castle, Castle/Beckett, "The floor is lava!"

[youaredriving.livejournal.com]

Beckett stood still, curiously watching Castle maneuver his way through the precinct. Ryan and Esposito moving at snail’s pace behind the eccentric write snickering. She watched and fought her own amusement when Rick teetered on one foot before jumping to another tile and wobbling until he gained his balance back.

“What are you doing?” Beckett smirked at the way Castle looked up, his face contorted in mock fear. He stood starring up at her before he pointed at the floor. She leaned up to her tip toes to get a better look at what he was pointing at and only saw the tiled linoleum. “Caslte?”

“There is lava,” Castle whispered as he made a leap towards the wall and plastered himself against it.

“There’s what?” Beckett made to move towards him but Castle thrust his hands outwards and she stopped. She looked down at her own feet and smirked. She was currently standing on a large square of darker tiles, as were Castle, Esposito and Ryan. She tested her theory and moved a foot to the lighter tiles and Castle hissed out a warning.

“I need to get to Montgomery’s office,” Castle whispered as he continued his journey down the hallway. Beckett watched him for a few moments before turning back to Esposito and Ryan.

Esposito snorted into his hand before looking over at Ryan, “You think they doused his coffee with something?”

“Yeah, Beckett I’d advise you to stay away from the coffee he left on your desk. He’s been a little,” Ryan waved his hand back and forth.

Kate rolled her eyes, “Isn’t that what makes Castle, Castle?”

[mangacrack.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, the archangels, they are the most frightening, when they have an idea

[tigriswolf]

Thor, wee!Loki&wee!Thor, babyshifter!Loki tries taking wee!Thor's place at some event; hilarity ensues

[mahmfic.livejournal.com]

Sherlock BBC, Any, Ministry of Silly Walks

[tigriswolf]

Glee, Blaine/Kurt, Halloween is an event for Kurt; their first as a couple shocks Blaine

[mahmfic.livejournal.com]

LOTR, Any, The funniest joke in the world

[mahmfic.livejournal.com]

Castle, Any, nudge nudge wink wink know what i mean?

[tigriswolf]

RPF, Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki & Chris Colfer/Darren Chris, "We've been replaced in the fangirls' hearts, dude."

[tigriswolf]

any mythology, author's choice, "They got everything wrong. Again."

[tigriswolf]

Glee, Blaine/Kurt, Blaine tries going all out in the romance department. Everything that could go wrong, does.

[mahmfic.livejournal.com]

Torchwood, Any, Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

[mahmfic.livejournal.com]

Doctor Who, Any, Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[fae-calumnae.livejournal.com]

"Well that's because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" said the Doctor, flipping a few levers and then wincing as the TARDIS blew sparks at him.

"Isn't that just a line from Monty Python?" asked Rory. Amy looked at him blankly. "You know, 'NOBODY expects the spanish Inquisition'?" he repeated in a high pitched voice. Amy's expression changed to amusement.

"Well yes and no, mostly no but a bit yes. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition because of a perception filter. They're actually sort of...squidy and landish. Land squids. Terry Gilliam and Michael Palin traveled with me once. Had to wipe their memory or they'd go mad. So maybe they're like Land Cthulu then... anyway, the part about the comfy chairs is true, mostly because they find comfy chairs horribly uncomfortable."

"So they'll just yell at us a lot and deny us tea?" joked Rory.

"Oh no, they'll ravage your mind and feed off the psychic energy until you kill yourself. Which is why we're leaving!" he shouted, as the TARDIS shuddered violently. "Or at least we're trying to!"

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

Torchwood: Miracle Day (pre-series), Gwen/Rhys, they moved out to the country to hide from potential enemies, they didn't count on problems with the local wildlife (e.g., rodents in the walls, bats flying around the ceiling, woodpeckers pounding on window frames).

[ravenspear.livejournal.com]

Supernatural; Castiel/Adam, Dean, Sam; Castiel attempts to woo Adam.

Fill! 1/3

[nights-fang.livejournal.com]

It starts with flowers. Roses to be precise.

No seriously, of all things, roses.

Adam wakes up with a bunch of white fucking wild roses next to him, right in front of his face They have to be wild, because there's no way cultivated roses could look like that, no matter what gardeners juice them with. Big, fucking huge actually, and short stemmed, and really pretty.

Adam's allergic flowers. Especially roses.

He ends up sneezing up a fucking storm. And by the time he calms down enough to trash the things, and wash up, his face is blotchy, and he looks like Rudolf the fucking reindeer of a human. At least that's what Dean tells him while laughing at his face. Sam at least is kind enough to not laugh at his face and hands Adam coffee and sandwiches they picked from the diner for him.

There's a reason Adam likes Sam better than Dean. Sam is the best giant moose of a big half brother ever.

The next time it's carnations, which Adam hates. Then come the Bell-flowers and Asters. Then a bunch of more flowers all meaning different variations of love. Dean of course rolls his eyes at Bobby, Sam, and Adam and at the fact that they know this shit. Which of course explains to Adam why Dean probably never had a long term girlfriend.

Adam spends most of the next few mornings trashing each bouquet with extreme prejudice – well all except the bouquet of lilacs and tulips because those were mom's favourite – and walking around with a runny, red, near clown nose.

“They are a traditional gift of courtship.” Castiel explains apologetically while thankfully healing Adam's congestion so that he can breathe like a normal human again.

Adam throws the latest bouquet at him.

-

The pie would be a nice gesture. Actually it is a really nice gesture. It looks and smells amazing. Castiel made it.

Except all that supposedly tasty gooey red filling reminds Adam of not so nice memories, and monsters that impersonated his mom, and the time he spent holding his own insides in a tiny coffin. Like he said, not so nice memories. He ends up spending the rest of the afternoon in the bathroom, puking up and trying to force himself into forgetting those mental images.

Adam would yell bloody murder at the angel, but it's obvious that Castiel honestly didn't mean it. (Even though Adam suspects it sometimes. After all the angel molotoved him, and left him in the Cage. Yes, he's still pissed about that. He has every right to be.)

Apparently the pie was fucking delicious, Dean tells him later, and Adam has to remind himself that Dean is a Hunter and so any attempt at physical violence against him would only result in Adam landing painfully on his ass. So instead he stalks off back to the room he sleeps in at Bobby's and curses his existence like an emo kid.

-

Waking up to dead stuffed animals in your bed will never, ever be okay. Not in a million years.

“Dean said stuffed animals always work.”

“I meant the toys Cas. Not this.”

“Oh.” Castiel's eyes went comically wide, and Adam would laugh if he weren't the guy who woke up face to face with the beady eyes of someone's stuffed dog. After his first death and the Cage, he already had enough nightmare fuel to last him for the next few thousand lifetimes. He didn't need anyone adding to it.

Thank God Sam was coming up to wake him up anyway. Adam would've probably hurt himself panicking and trying to get away from the thing after just getting up.

When Castiel actually leaves, thank someone for that because it was getting seven different kinds of awkward with him around, Adam turns on Dean, wondering why in the fucking world would he be interested in setting them up.

“Cas is weird and stuff, but he's Cas. He's not a douche like the rest of the feathered dicks.”

Which might be true in Dean's case but it's a sucky explanation, because Dean tends to forget Castiel left him in the Cage. That's not the kind of thing you get over easily. So yeah actually liking the guy enough to date him, is out of the question.

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[drabblewriter.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Winchesters + Gabriel (any pairing), it's impossible to be depressed when Gabriel's around