Two-for-One Pinch Hit ✎ Clean & Dirty [DW]

Hey there! No guest hosts, pinch hitters, or mods around this week, so I'm backdating a two-for-one themed post for anyone who would like to play around with it. ♡

Today's themes are clean and dirty. One character's favorite activity (cooking, paintball) could be another's Sisyphean nightmare (dishes, laundry). Is it a struggle to stay neat and tidy? Or perhaps furry friend is overdue for a bath?

Feel free to add specifics to your prompts, like whether you'd prefer a gen fill over something shippy, or if you have a squick or trigger you hope to avoid. Original fiction, fanfiction, and fanfic crossovers are always welcome. ~_^

Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and the fandom's full name
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing, or use the spoiler cut option found here. Unfortunately, DW doesn’t have a cut tag, so use your best judgment when it comes to spoilers.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above-mentioned spoiler cut.

Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt

Some examples to get things started...
+ Star Wars, any (+/ any), pristine
+ Resident Evil (game/CGI 'verse), any (+/ any), freshening up / washing some of the ick off
+ author's choice, any (+/ any), their car gets stuck in the mud

We are on AO3! If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3, please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2026 collection. See further notes on this option here.